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Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
tearsofblood666's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:33 PM
yawn Ok I need to get some sleep
Very tired

cuppy59's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:35 PM



Oh wow * I still want to dance but the juke box is still not working* Guess I will come back later maybe it will be working by then


Just as Ms Cupcake says that, the jukebox starts blaring..."There ya go,,,the right touch and it always works," now the sweat is glistening down her back.

She moves across the bar picking up the glasses and wiping tables. Bending owe so slightly, knowing full well that these boys are lookin for a freebie tonight...



Sure johnny get it going after she leaves, If I coulda got her on the floor with a bit of bump and grind i'da been that lucky fella we was talkin' bout!


"Excuse me Danny, you must have missed it...I took care of that baby myself...maybe you should read back a bit.." she thinks wow guys are like so unaware of their surroundings.

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Wed 06/04/08 12:36 PM



Oh wow * I still want to dance but the juke box is still not working* Guess I will come back later maybe it will be working by then


Just as Ms Cupcake says that, the jukebox starts blaring..."There ya go,,,the right touch and it always works," now the sweat is glistening down her back.

She moves across the bar picking up the glasses and wiping tables. Bending owe so slightly, knowing full well that these boys are lookin for a freebie tonight...



Sure johnny get it going after she leaves, If I coulda got her on the floor with a bit of bump and grind i'da been that lucky fella we was talkin' bout!


laugh laugh she will be back!

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Wed 06/04/08 12:37 PM
Casanova Tazmo, stops in for a bit. Walks up to the bar and orders a Dos Equis with a little salt and lime.

Humps the bar stool to the sound of the music while waiting for his order. Then slides up on a stool.

Glances around the room to see who his first victim will be.

smokin

cuppy59's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:37 PM
Edited by cuppy59 on Wed 06/04/08 12:40 PM

yawn Ok I need to get some sleep
Very tired


"Looks like you just tuckered yourself out there BOB. Next time, spend less time humping that chair and stand by the bar..." she laughs" take it easy doll." she looks around the room.

tim20721's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:37 PM




Oh wow * I still want to dance but the juke box is still not working* Guess I will come back later maybe it will be working by then


Just as Ms Cupcake says that, the jukebox starts blaring..."There ya go,,,the right touch and it always works," now the sweat is glistening down her back.

She moves across the bar picking up the glasses and wiping tables. Bending owe so slightly, knowing full well that these boys are lookin for a freebie tonight...



Sure johnny get it going after she leaves, If I coulda got her on the floor with a bit of bump and grind i'da been that lucky fella we was talkin' bout!


"Excuse me Danny, you must have missed it...I took care of that baby myself...maybe you should read back a bit.." she thinks wow guys are like so unaware of their surroundings.


I saw ya sweet talkin it, figured you was practicin for me

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Wed 06/04/08 12:38 PM

Casanova Tazmo, stops in for a bit. Walks up to the bar and orders a Dos Equis with a little salt and lime.

Humps the bar stool to the sound of the music while waiting for his order. Then slides up on a stool.

Glances around the room to see who his first victim will be.

smokin


Please add $500 for mentioning your flaw. Good job!

cuppy59's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:39 PM

Casanova Tazmo, stops in for a bit. Walks up to the bar and orders a Dos Equis with a little salt and lime.

Humps the bar stool to the sound of the music while waiting for his order. Then slides up on a stool.

Glances around the room to see who his first victim will be.

smokin


"Hey there tiger, you look like your prowlin tonight. " She puts the salt in front of him. "let me check on that for ya hun, Gotta name?" she responds while checking the cabinets

tim20721's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:44 PM
(Danny looks around the dark smokey bar) Any chicks left in here?

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Wed 06/04/08 12:49 PM


Casanova Tazmo, stops in for a bit. Walks up to the bar and orders a Dos Equis with a little salt and lime.

Humps the bar stool to the sound of the music while waiting for his order. Then slides up on a stool.

Glances around the room to see who his first victim will be.

smokin


Please add $500 for mentioning your flaw. Good job!

Wanna hear a funny story:

I have a friend who is a border patrol agent between Texas and Mexico. Every last friday of the month he see a boy riding across the border on his bike carrying a bag. While stopping the kid he orders the boy to dump out his bag. when he dumps out the bag its only sand he makes the boy sift through it and put it back in his bag. and send him on his way. This goes on for three years. In the heat of the day he makes the boy dump it, sift it and put it back in. he knows the boy is up to smuggling something but can not figure it out.

About 20 years later the grown boy and the now retired agent meet in a doughnut shop one morning. The agane says son I know after all these years you were up to something, what was it?

Why were you smuggling sand across the border?

the boy says...It was not the sand or in the sand it. The ex agent said I give up. I just dont understand.

The boy says I was smuggling bicycles into mexico and selling them.

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Wed 06/04/08 12:50 PM
"Danny come around 8pm and you will see a few chicks in here," Leisure Johnny replies with a grin.

IndnPrncs's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:50 PM
Edited by IndnPrncs on Wed 06/04/08 12:51 PM
laugh laugh laugh cute Taz

May I please buy a rose for Taz... blushing

rara777's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:51 PM
Edited by rara777 on Wed 06/04/08 12:52 PM
Camo Ken strolls back into the bar after some parking lot festivities.

Hey Calli:wink: smooched , I need a Black Velvet & Coke please.

Sits down at the bar waiting for Calli to bring him his drink. drinker

Starts to check the room out for some hotties.:wink: laugh laugh

Asks Calli if she is still interested in her "Tongue Lashing":wink: :tongue:

cuppy59's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:52 PM



Casanova Tazmo, stops in for a bit. Walks up to the bar and orders a Dos Equis with a little salt and lime.

Humps the bar stool to the sound of the music while waiting for his order. Then slides up on a stool.

Glances around the room to see who his first victim will be.

smokin


Please add $500 for mentioning your flaw. Good job!

Wanna hear a funny story:

I have a friend who is a border patrol agent between Texas and Mexico. Every last friday of the month he see a boy riding across the border on his bike carrying a bag. While stopping the kid he orders the boy to dump out his bag. when he dumps out the bag its only sand he makes the boy sift through it and put it back in his bag. and send him on his way. This goes on for three years. In the heat of the day he makes the boy dump it, sift it and put it back in. he knows the boy is up to smuggling something but can not figure it out.

About 20 years later the grown boy and the now retired agent meet in a doughnut shop one morning. The agane says son I know after all these years you were up to something, what was it?

Why were you smuggling sand across the border?

the boy says...It was not the sand or in the sand it. The ex agent said I give up. I just dont understand.

The boy says I was smuggling bicycles into mexico and selling them.


laugh laugh

tim20721's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:53 PM

"Danny come around 8pm and you will see a few chicks in here," Leisure Johnny replies with a grin.


Well gonna get rested for the evening rush! see ya'll later

cuppy59's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:53 PM

laugh laugh laugh cute Taz

May I please buy a rose for Taz... blushing


"hey Johnny, did that delivery boy come back yet.."

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Wed 06/04/08 12:54 PM

laugh laugh laugh cute Taz

May I please buy a rose for Taz... blushing


The flower boy comes in as requested as Leisure Johnny made the phone call at the towns florist. The boy hands Leisure Johnny a bunch of roses. "Tell Prickle Rosie that I will get her, her money as soon as I can." The boy frowns and leaves the bar.

Leisure Johnny puts the roses in the vase with the mucky water.

"Sure you can have some roses.

5 roses for $20 please

(Deduct $20 from the character sheet and put under INVENTORY: 5 roses = 25% crush bar increase.

If the person accepts the roses then deduct the roses from the character sheet and raise the bar of that person you have a crush on to 25%.


cuppy59's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:55 PM

Camo Ken strolls back into the bar after some parking lot festivities.

Hey Calli:wink: smooched , I need a Black Velvet & Coke please.

Sits down at the bar waiting for Calli to bring him his drink. drinker

Starts to check the room out for some hotties.:wink: laugh laugh

Asks Calli if she is still interested in her "Tongue Lashing":wink: :tongue:


"hey hun, you keep that up and i swear to you I will have it tagged with a note.." She hands him the drink.

"Johnny, where did that little man go, for god sakes."

IndnPrncs's photo
Wed 06/04/08 12:56 PM


laugh laugh laugh cute Taz

May I please buy a rose for Taz... blushing


The flower boy comes in as requested as Leisure Johnny made the phone call at the towns florist. The boy hands Leisure Johnny a bunch of roses. "Tell Prickle Rosie that I will get her, her money as soon as I can." The boy frowns and leaves the bar.

Leisure Johnny puts the roses in the vase with the mucky water.

"Sure you can have some roses.

5 roses for $20 please

(Deduct $20 from the character sheet and put under INVENTORY: 5 roses = 25% crush bar increase.

If the person accepts the roses then deduct the roses from the character sheet and raise the bar of that person you have a crush on to 25%.




Princess will take 5 roses, what a deal Johnny!

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Wed 06/04/08 12:57 PM

laugh laugh laugh cute Taz

May I please buy a rose for Taz... blushing

Can I buy the lady a drink and get a dance.

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