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Princess blushes and smiles at all the yumminess in the bar..
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A guy walks into a bar & orders a drink. He notices a man next To him sitting there looking into a box. After a while, his curiosity gets the best of him, so he leans over & looks into the Box. Inside is a miniature man playing a miniature piano.
"God, that's amazing, where did you get that?", he asked. His bar maid said, "This is my wish. There's a genie out back in the alley & he grants your wishes." The guy finds this hard to believe, so he walks out back to the Alley, & lo and behold, there is a genie there. The genie asks him What he would like to have for a wish, & the guy says he would like to have a million bucks! All of a sudden, there are a million ducks flying around his head, quacking, flapping their wings, etc. He goes back into the bar and says to the bar maid, "That's a poor excuse of a genie! I asked For a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!" His bar maid turns away from the box he's looking into & says, "I guess you think I ASKED for a 14 inch pianist??" |
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Walks in to check things out. she sashays up to the bar.
Looks around |
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Remember if you have a crush buy a rose to raise your bar
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sumthin' 'bout these drinks reminds me famous words.."An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea.". Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.". Why did that come to mind????
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A guy walks into a bar & orders a drink. He notices a man next To him sitting there looking into a box. After a while, his curiosity gets the best of him, so he leans over & looks into the Box. Inside is a miniature man playing a miniature piano. "God, that's amazing, where did you get that?", he asked. His bar maid said, "This is my wish. There's a genie out back in the alley & he grants your wishes." The guy finds this hard to believe, so he walks out back to the Alley, & lo and behold, there is a genie there. The genie asks him What he would like to have for a wish, & the guy says he would like to have a million bucks! All of a sudden, there are a million ducks flying around his head, quacking, flapping their wings, etc. He goes back into the bar and says to the bar maid, "That's a poor excuse of a genie! I asked For a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!" His bar maid turns away from the box he's looking into & says, "I guess you think I ASKED for a 14 inch pianist??"  |
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Walks in to check things out. she sashays up to the bar. Looks around "Well, well what do we have here," says Leisure Larry eyeing the lady. "He plays with his toothpick with his tongue trying to look smoothe. |
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hey Johnny can I get another drink * I want to see Disco Dan show my obscene
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Yo! bartenda
I need to buy a rose for the princess in here |
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Walks in to check things out. she sashays up to the bar. Looks around "Well, well what do we have here," says Leisure Larry eyeing the lady. "He plays with his toothpick with his tongue trying to look smoothe. Looks him up and down. You the owner of this place?? |
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A guy walks into a bar & orders a drink. He notices a man next To him sitting there looking into a box. After a while, his curiosity gets the best of him, so he leans over & looks into the Box. Inside is a miniature man playing a miniature piano. "God, that's amazing, where did you get that?", he asked. His bar maid said, "This is my wish. There's a genie out back in the alley & he grants your wishes." The guy finds this hard to believe, so he walks out back to the Alley, & lo and behold, there is a genie there. The genie asks him What he would like to have for a wish, & the guy says he would like to have a million bucks! All of a sudden, there are a million ducks flying around his head, quacking, flapping their wings, etc. He goes back into the bar and says to the bar maid, "That's a poor excuse of a genie! I asked For a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!" His bar maid turns away from the box he's looking into & says, "I guess you think I ASKED for a 14 inch pianist??"
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oops *show me (giggling) do I need that last drink
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ok just 1 more drink up enjoy, we still got to discuss "definitions". and I do enjoy that part of the "DiK-TIONARY" 
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A guy walks into a bar & orders a drink. He notices a man next To him sitting there looking into a box. After a while, his curiosity gets the best of him, so he leans over & looks into the Box. Inside is a miniature man playing a miniature piano. "God, that's amazing, where did you get that?", he asked. His bar maid said, "This is my wish. There's a genie out back in the alley & he grants your wishes." The guy finds this hard to believe, so he walks out back to the Alley, & lo and behold, there is a genie there. The genie asks him What he would like to have for a wish, & the guy says he would like to have a million bucks! All of a sudden, there are a million ducks flying around his head, quacking, flapping their wings, etc. He goes back into the bar and says to the bar maid, "That's a poor excuse of a genie! I asked For a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!" His bar maid turns away from the box he's looking into & says, "I guess you think I ASKED for a 14 inch pianist??" !
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sumthin' 'bout these drinks reminds me famous words.."An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea.". Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.". Why did that come to mind????
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Yo! bartenda I need to buy a rose for the princess in here Deduct the money and add 5 roses under inventory. Now try to give her the roses. If she accepts it then deduct the 5 roses from your character sheet and raise the crush bar by her name to 25% "5 roses = 25% crush bar raise" |
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Edited by
smiless
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Wed 06/04/08 11:48 AM
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Walks in to check things out. she sashays up to the bar. Looks around "Well, well what do we have here," says Leisure Larry eyeing the lady. "He plays with his toothpick with his tongue trying to look smoothe. Looks him up and down. You the owner of this place?? "I sure am and alot more," Leisure Johnny says exploding some bad breathe in her direction. |
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Walks in to check things out. she sashays up to the bar. Looks around "Well, well what do we have here," says Leisure Larry eyeing the lady. "He plays with his toothpick with his tongue trying to look smoothe. Looks him up and down. You the owner of this place?? "I sure am and alot more," Leisure Johnny says exploding some bad breathe in her direction. well now, she says trying not to be rude about the bad breath, May i have a drink? let's start out with something simple shall we? how about a sloe gin fizz? |
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Walks in to check things out. she sashays up to the bar. Looks around "Well, well what do we have here," says Leisure Larry eyeing the lady. "He plays with his toothpick with his tongue trying to look smoothe. Looks him up and down. You the owner of this place?? "I sure am and alot more," Leisure Johnny says exploding some bad breathe in her direction. well now, she says trying not to be rude about the bad breath, May i have a drink? let's start out with something simple shall we? how about a sloe gin fizz? I can be slow or fast but I don't do a fizz,' Leisure Johnny replies. I have a dirty dirty martini and a bottle of beer to wash it down with,' he replies. |
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drink up enjoy, we still got to discuss "definitions". and I do enjoy that part of the "DiK-TIONARY" I'll show u definitions Mr.Disco But I would like 4 u to show me your DIK-Tionary |
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