"I have Rode For Marshall to LongView and back...My Butt Die!.. About 60 ml .. "


David Letterman: "And, the number one reason monkeys throw feces...."

"Under construction
I am still deciding exactly what top say that will describe myself to a good point where everyone will not have to ask all or even any questions to find out about me. I still want to leave some things to talk about for sure."


Perhaps you should have stopped after the phrase 'Under Construction'...

"It seems to me that if you have kids its like you have some god awful disease."


Is it contagious?

For me, the trick was to learn to laugh at myself. If I walked into a door, it might be embarrassing. If I walked into a door (not through the door) and then started cracking jokes like, "Okay, no more alcohol for me (funnier when no alcohol is involved)!" Or, I could say something like, "OMG! Did you see that thing just run right out in front of me?!"

People are relaxed around humor as long as it's not malicious. Try it sometime. It works great.

I haven't played in a month or so because I'm working too much. However, I have one level 80 of each type (ie hunter, druid, lock, shammie, priest, etc.). All of them belong to the Horde.

Even my 'banks' are level 80. Yeah, apparently I had too much time on my hands at some point, huh? I don't belong to any guilds though. I find it's difficult, considering my work schedule, to fit into nightly/weekly raids.

I do have one Alli' toon and that is only used to stalk the Alliance. I use her in the event that some Alli jerk won't stop ganking one of my low-level toons in pvp. I go have a 'chat' with them using my Alli toon. It pays to have at least one toon from the opposing team. (lol)

I am curious about it and have done research on the subject every so often. Why?

Secret Double Agent

I'm sorry, Dear (pats willing2 on head). I know it's a tough lesson but they love the 'All Mighty Dollar'. It'll be okay.

You are welcome! :)

Recently I seem to be attracting a rash of scammers. Or, maybe I'm just getting a rash from 'em (shrugging shoulders). Anyways, use the Instant Messenger option on this site and you can 'test' them.

One sure fire way to check and see if they are legitimate or not is to say, "Oh, wow, you are from (whatever the profile says for the location). Kewl. What time is it there?"

A few of the most recent events have entailed them telling me, "I've read your profile and I believe our interests match." Yet, when I spoke with this man in an IM box, he couldn't tell me what his interests were let alone what my profile had said.

"I don't come here often but because they had a free weekend..." Excuse me? Unless this is a 'new' Mingle2 ad campaign that I've not heard of, somethings "wrong" with this.

And, NONE of the people who are doing this could come up with the correct time for where they said they were located. That should be simple, right? Just look down in the corner of your monitor or cellphone and there it is. Well, I should say it would be 'simple' IF they were actually in the area they said they were in.

I hope this helps people in the future.

Hope it's everything you hoped it would be!

Too funny!

Classic!

"In some ways I think I'm undatable but I still hold my breath under water."


Still?

"I use to make good money now I make enough for a pot to piss in."


I think you meant, "I don't have a pot to piss in." If, however, you did indeed mean that you made enough money to buy a toilet type receptacle... um, congratulations?

"I don't drink all the time but whenI do drink I get smashed but I wont be a douche."


Well, as long as you won't be a douche...

"Lastly.. If you can accept that relationships are different than they were 70 years ago.. we will get along great! I don't want to hear "But my grand parents are still happily married Might be true.. but they used rotary phones too.. Telegraphs are no longer used to communicate. So if you are "An old Fashioned girl, who still feels alone" its because you have not realized this.

Seriously.. you read this far?? how many times have you called me A-hole? if you did-ent you are full of awesomeness!!"


The above is a prime example of why some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

"I am Dead Broke, completely selfish, and I never ever do whats best for the other person... I have no desire to have (meaning I cant get) a girlfriend which is good because I also have a small d*** that can't last for more than 7 seconds... (...even less time when a woman is involved) I am a very direct person.. With what has been called an "Absolute Zero" sense of humor.. And when I walk the street people throw change at me..."


I knew it was only a matter of time before I found my ex-husband on a dating site.

"I love dogs and have two a doberman and chihuahua mix,..."


Let's add this to the list of things I never wanted to visualize.