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"The worst thing is holding on to someone who doesn't want to be held on to."
How do you think they feel about it? |
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"If you have any Qyestions please feel free to ask."
Was that subliminal? |
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"You should message me if If you have fingers to type...."
Well, I haven't had fingers since that Double Coyote Ugly incident back in '02. I'm typing with my nose right now.... |
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"I'm a single Dad, and I promise you I play no games. if your into games, or just profile surfing KICK ROCKS"
Well, I never... |
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"I have 4 dogs and now one cat. I actually cut it out of my wall."
I need to know, did you put the cat there in the first place? |
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"Great guy here.. Just ask my mom she'll vouch for me"
Uh... |
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"I am a very laid back person and tackle things as they come my way."
Are you a linebacker? |
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"You must not be a lier a cheater or live with your brother or mom and dad. that **** is freaky."
It's only freaky if it's in West Virginia. |
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"In the middle of a divorce of 17years. Stayed in it mainly for my two boys."
That has got to be the longest custody battle I've ever heard of! |
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"and when i get to no the right person i will tell you more.about me"
This seems a little backwards to me. |
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TRANSLATION: (long pause) Never mind, I would need a lot of alcohol to translate this one. |
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"los of loven amust i'm always othego"
Hand-eye coordination isn't your strong suit, huh? |
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"I'm a nice guy, responsible, mature, not the sort of fellow you would find hanging out on an internet dating site. . . Well, you know what I mean"
(ROFL)...Oh, *ahem*, my bad. I thought you were being facetious. |
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"Crazy describes me"
**backs away slowly so as not to draw attention to herself** Shh, no sudden movements and he might not notice we were here. |
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"I've always desired variety when it comes to sexual partners -- my wife is awesome, would never want her to find out - must be very discreet..."
Psst, I think your wife might be the gal who created the fake profile to spy on you. |
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"once I know it's real I comett."
You become a mass of ice and dust with a long, shiny tail? (clapping hands excitedly) Ooooh, goody! I love shiny things! |
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"Found posstion on line in NM."
Did you turn it into the scientific community? It must be a new species! |
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(Man seeking Woman) "I'm funny and crazy but love to think I'm stable. Right, as if."
Fer sure. Totally. Gag me with a spoon! |
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Edited by
LilOlMeFromSD
on
Fri 10/22/10 04:49 PM
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"I hate these essays they want you to write."
Yeah, essays and poverty. They just suck the life right outta' ya'. |
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"I am a self employed carpenter looking for you know who."
No, I don't know. Why do people assume I know who they are looking for? |
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