whoa, u blow. LOL. That's a lot o smoke outta your behind, or is it?

is there a way to do online chat here?

Yes, for specific fun. LOL.

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Read it aloud as if you can speak ebonics :-) LOL.

Did you read my modifications above?

I don't get it.

I cranked up my air conditioning unit to keep it at 72F during Christmas night. Needless to say, "no snow." :-(

tis true, similarity repels. Positive to positive. Negative to negative.

The joke was funny up until the violence. LOL.

Good thing he didn't say $100 to burn or smoke, he'd been sent to Shriners. LOL.

I thought old people always have those handy jar openers (as seen on TV). Hmm, must be pre-jar opener joke. LOL.

You should start a class act. U may actually have a good case especially if you contracted any of these STD's or born an illegit son with alcohol related syndromes :-) Just giving you that nudge that you need to proceed.

wow, $20 jar? That better be like multi-purpose lube. LOL.

Yes, I am a proud member of OLDAA (On-Line Dating Addict Anonymous), and currently trying to recover from some bad sites. match and true and AS really tried to burn me. Lots of non-woman scam artists there (especially AS), so folks be careful. Not to mention, if you use your cc they will automatically charge every month.

Do not attempt to rescue a college student stranded in Maine with no money or means to survive by sending Western Union check (although surprisingly she had enough money to pour into paid online dating sites). LOL. No I didn't fall but wasted two freakin hours to figure out that she was a he named "Jon."

I also found out that California and Florida are notorious for paid cam-modeling, always wanting your cc number.

I'm glad to be on this community, especially the funny forum. Real people with real jokes (some childish).

still waiting for my millions. LOL.

I admit it's one sided, but if she was witty enough, she could have easily turned it around.


>> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
>> She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
& gt;> 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
>> I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
>>
>> The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
>>
>>And she said, "Oh, never mind about a compliment dear, I feel much better when I'm standing next to you."

>>
>> ------------ --------- --------- ------
>>
>> My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I
>> told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday
>>
>> And she said, "but, honey, that was your shirt."
>>
>> ------- ----- --------- --------- --------- ------
>> I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
>> "
>>
>> It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
>> "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
>>
>> So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
>>
>> And she said, "Okay, but are you sure you're okay with me and Bob in the kitchen?"

>>
>> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
>>
>> My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
>> we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
>>
>> "No," she answered.
>>
>> I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
>>
>> She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
>>
>> So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
>>
So, she said, "ok, but Fluffy doesn't have a phone."

LOL, laugh a little woman, laugh. :-)

sometimes people get a second life :-)

i once received an ipod when i already had one so I thought about re-gifting, but I needed cash so I hocked at ebay. Is that bad? LOL.

that's funny, and it's as good as my magic refrigerator during my college dorm room days. LOL.

just trying to over analyze, but if you die at the end, does that mean you have to live gutless with no balls? LOL.

dang, cant even trust the clergy members now a days. LOL.

It's like online dating, lots of bait and switch. LOL.

dang, feel sorry for the migrant workers would have cleaned up the area.