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Fri 01/23/09 12:12 PM
"THE"

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Thu 01/22/09 02:48 PM


Anyone seen "knocked up"?

If you start your relationship with smurf sex, does it last?





all night long and sometimes through breakfast.....

but it could be a pain in the a&& for 18 plus years

with occasional outbreaks.....



rofl rofl rofl


Why is it that only you understood what I was asking? arraagh, noobs are so annoying.

Smurf Sex = conducting sexual intercourse until both parties turn blue from lack of oxygen.

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Thu 01/22/09 01:04 PM
Anyone seen "knocked up"?

If you start your relationship with smurf sex, does it last?

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Thu 01/22/09 11:37 AM

an attractive face wears off fast if there is no mind to go along with it...chemistry is also needed so, body falls to a distant fourth


I agree.

Attractive face makes tender kisses sweet.

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Wed 01/21/09 08:37 PM





Bringing Heineken for girlsdrinks drinks


Beer Goggles!




Yeah!



LMAO...........laugh laugh laugh drinks drinks smokin



if you roll em in flour you can find the wet spot.


OMG. LMAO ROFL.

Given the choice. I think I would go for the pretty face. Body can be sculpted easier than face.

Matter o fact, the 2nd to the last that I dated had awesome body, but she reminded me of a bulldog. LOL.

Personality/chemistry/character are must.

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Wed 01/21/09 07:41 PM
Do you prefer attractive face over attractive body or vice versa?

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Sun 01/18/09 08:06 PM
endeavor

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Fri 01/16/09 12:51 PM
Edited by work2live247 on Fri 01/16/09 12:52 PM
thanks for all your fartastic replies, and have a gas on me. lol.

"what? your $hit don't smell?"

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Thu 01/15/09 11:32 PM

It's all a double-standard-

When guys break wind, it's "farting" or "cutting the cheese". Ladies, on the other hand, don't "fart"... they "aerate".

So of course they're gonna say something when that happens.


aka "stealth bomb" silent but deadly. LOL.


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Thu 01/15/09 11:30 PM
lust at first sight.---> build on it ----> lasting relationship = love.

so love at first sight could exist. I guess I have to retract my previous statement.

Maybe we should put it "budding" love at first sight. How you nurture it is entirely up to both o ya.


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Thu 01/15/09 11:24 PM
So making weird music with it is completely out of question then? lol

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Thu 01/15/09 10:54 PM
And actually fart out aloud?

6 months?
1yr?
2yrs?
10yrs?

LOL

Its all natural, but pls give me some feedback. U know u do it. Silent but deadly ones...I hate those :-)

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Thu 01/15/09 10:52 PM
wtf, mofo's got some potty mouth. lol.

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Sun 01/11/09 07:52 AM
SCAM.

Last one was from West Africa. A white girl in West Africa? Yeah right. She had to go get her brother's investment money because he died recently. LOL, right.

The one before that was a starving student in Maine. Wanted me to help her pay half of her rent so that she can leave the place. Right. After much probing and some online probing sites, I found out it was some dude trying to con money. Got his address, google mapped, and told him that his house needed some paint job. LOL.


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Sun 01/11/09 07:45 AM
16,000

Had to transfer from one bank to another with no delays.
Not fun standing and watching the clerk count while all these eyes are watching.

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Tue 01/06/09 06:47 PM
dont b a numb-nut, ok?

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Tue 01/06/09 06:46 PM

:banana: weiner:banana:


I corrected your spelling. your engrish is worst than mine. LOL.

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Tue 01/06/09 06:42 PM
Forward




my engrish is not dat good, maybe it's foreward or fourword or forword or forworld.

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Tue 01/06/09 06:39 PM
it always comes back...drive deeper into the woods. LOL.

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Tue 01/06/09 06:32 PM
Damn, I shouldn't have told her that it was my celly then :-)


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