Topic: Guts or Balls...
uk1971's photo
Tue 12/23/08 02:33 AM
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
"You're next, fatty."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

bigsmile :banana:






dbad111's photo
Tue 12/23/08 02:38 AM

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
"You're next, fatty."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

bigsmile :banana:









lol

RainbowTrout's photo
Tue 12/23/08 02:38 AM
I am glad you had the guts to post this, Tom.:smile:

onceuponatijm's photo
Tue 12/23/08 04:05 AM
hey Roy!!!!


have a wonderful winter season!!xxx

onceuponatijm's photo
Tue 12/23/08 04:06 AM

I am glad you had the guts to post this, Tom.:smile:



he may have guts but it won't get him a date like this...lmao

TheRel's photo
Tue 12/23/08 10:48 AM
so tom when did you become a doctor lol


Medical distinction!!!! he he h e

no photo
Tue 12/23/08 03:31 PM
Tom has the Balls to post it.

keepthehope's photo
Tue 12/23/08 11:47 PM
laugh Thanks, I have been looking for the answer to that question for a very long time!


no photo
Fri 12/26/08 10:12 PM
just trying to over analyze, but if you die at the end, does that mean you have to live gutless with no balls? LOL.