*runs back into studio...."Grrrr I'm stuck to duct tape again" Yes sweetie, huge commercial ones!*

CYA?? as in seeya, or cya? or huh? Darned bleach has clogged me brain!

Hehe, I never replied to that, I'm too new here. Figgered he was talking about you...LOL

*stumbles out of the studio to run down to basement to check the laundry.."Did you guys know there was a washer and dryer down here?"*

Awww hon, neither do I!

Another great lie of all~time in my life...Christmas 03, my boyfriend buys me a diamond for Christmas...but he spends Christmas with his family, since he lived 2 1/2 hrs away...which didn't bother me, since we'd spent Christmas Eve together.
He comes back the night before we were to leave for him to go back home to work, it was 2 nights after Christmas.
He was acting strange, I shrugged it off as just being tired from partying with his brothers and not used to being around them for holidays anymore, for the 1st couple hours. I asked him what was bothering him, he said nothing. I noticed some dark spots on his neck but shrugged that off to a shadowy bedroom.
The next morning, I noticed what looked like 5 hickies on his neck...without missing a beat after asking him about them, he said him and his oldest brother, (he comes from a family of 9) choked him Christmas night, after everyone had went to bed. He even had me look at his neck closer...LOL
Oh man! Another one who must have thought I was born in the dark, but it sure wasn't last night!
He'd slept with the biggest (not kidding here people) whore in our small community.
He expected me to believe his brother, who is the kindest, sweetest guy one could ever meet, probably why he's the most eligible bachelor in this town, choked him!
When I told his brother and their neice (one of my many adopted kids here in town, I'm still VERY CLOSE to his family) even though I hid my pain, laughed about Bobby choking him.

Oh, and YES, he got his diamond back and a few other things I decided to put in the box of things I'd sent him. Like rocks, pictures, more rocks, more pictures and trinkets he'd given me...COD by weight in the mail!

There's so many, I couldn't even begin to start.

I think the worst lie that's hurt me the most, is my ex husband telling my children he never kicked us out, that it was me who wanted to leave him. He not only lied, he lied to his children because they remembered. Sorry, it's water under the bridge now, they know. But for me, it hurts to know he could even do that to my babies!
Oh, and to this day, he still says he never did it! I guess he believes he didn't.

G'evening all!

*still trying to get the duct tape from boot*

Oh, yeah, ex hubby and ex boyfriends did it all the time...liars and cheaters, one in the same to me..Just sayin'

I agree with, you need to tell one lie to cover up the 1st 100 or so, I wanna know how they keep them all straight too!

Those lies will eventually jump right up and bite them in the a$$ though!

*stumbles in the studio* Yells breathlessly, while trying to get cable and duct tape from off of underneath my boot...."Did I make it in time for tonight's show? I bought tickets!!"

Going to see Buck Cherry and Sevendust in March, can't wait! Kids are taking me

Oh yeah, I'll take ya's both on in cowpie tossin' but not at a ladies booty

Here, let me show you. Hehe!

LOL

Yes, but didn't say that, didn't want to step on any toes, but I guess I did..sorry.

Why would you "want" to change them? They wouldn't be men if we tried to change them, right?

I wouldn't change a thing about them....

Wait...Yes I would and I said it already...the directions...sometimes you just need to "show them where they need to be in the heat of the moment".

Bash the ex huh?

I'm not too good at bashing, but I'll give it a try....

You suck! You kicked your 5 babies ages, 9, 8, 5, 4, and 2 y/o, out @ 9 pm and loaded up a Uhaul, while we were living in Springfield MO, and NOW You expect them to want to have something to do with you? They remember, you turd!

You also MADE your youngest get on a tractor, start it up, and sit on it for 20 mins 2 weeks after he witnessed his brother's tractor accident. (Your way of doing "theropy" you said) You weren't there at the accident, BUT You can keep telling him and me, He seen Nothing! You suck! Your parenting skills suck! You don't discipline your children by making them clean **** out of a barn, in Dec, in WI, that's been sitting there for 4 yrs. Just because they got into trouble at school. That's just abuse!

Oh, and YOU are the one who cheated on me. Don't make me feel guilty about YOUR mistakes!!

Ok, I'm not sure this is how to bash but I gave it my best shot!

ROFL now that song will be stuck in my head all day!


Happy Holidays to you too,

May MY Angel Watch Over You and Yours,
From ponies house to yours

Definition of a mushroom: fed a bunch of bullchit and kept in the dark.

Do ya kinda feel like a mushroom?