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Topic: can't sleep.
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Mon 05/24/10 11:50 PM
entertain me?
tell me a story or something.
ha.

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Tue 05/25/10 12:26 AM
once upon a time...please insert a coin to continueglasses glasses

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Tue 05/25/10 12:26 AM
once upon a time...please insert a coin to continueglasses glasses

newarkjw's photo
Tue 05/25/10 12:28 AM
When I was a young boy I learned to pogo stick. I used to pogo stick around the neighborhood all the time. People just usually pointed and stared.........smokin

italio69's photo
Tue 05/25/10 12:33 AM
:thumbsup: crap im out of tokens and out of money.....oh well have fun people and im going home..drinker

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Tue 05/25/10 12:45 AM
Once upon a time There was a girl who couldn't sleep.
She roamed around the Earth for years and years without a wink.
One day She saw a flower growing next to a pond.
It was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen.
As she reached down to pick it and take it with her, she heard a voice.
"Stop! What are you planning to do with me?"
Because she was so tired, she thought nothing of a flower speaking to her and replied:
"I was going to pick you and take you with me."
"Where are you going? you look very tired."
"I am, I can't even remember what sleep feels like."
"Well lie down and close your eyes and see what happens."
She did as she was told and immediately fell asleep.
When she woke up, the flower was gone.
She tried to find the pond, but it was gone.
Not a hint of the world she knew remained.
All she saw was white, everywhere.
It was so bright she almost couldn't see.

I don't know how to end this...so I'm going to give you a moral:

If you sleep too long...it'll snow on you.

toastedoranges's photo
Tue 05/25/10 01:02 AM
i have a belly button

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Tue 05/25/10 01:06 AM
I once found a talking frog while on a fishing trip. He told me he could grant me a wish of a beautiful woman. I grabbed the frog and stuffed him in my pocket. In a muffled voice I heard "What about your wish of a beautiful woman". I pulled him out of my pocket and told him that at my age it is way cooler to have a talking frog.......smokin

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Tue 05/25/10 01:10 AM

Once upon a time There was a girl who couldn't sleep.
She roamed around the Earth for years and years without a wink.
One day She saw a flower growing next to a pond.
It was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen.
As she reached down to pick it and take it with her, she heard a voice.
"Stop! What are you planning to do with me?"
Because she was so tired, she thought nothing of a flower speaking to her and replied:
"I was going to pick you and take you with me."
"Where are you going? you look very tired."
"I am, I can't even remember what sleep feels like."
"Well lie down and close your eyes and see what happens."
She did as she was told and immediately fell asleep.
When she woke up, the flower was gone.
She tried to find the pond, but it was gone.
Not a hint of the world she knew remained.
All she saw was white, everywhere.
It was so bright she almost couldn't see.

I don't know how to end this...so I'm going to give you a moral:

If you sleep too long...it'll snow on you.


That was awesome!

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Tue 05/25/10 01:22 AM
U NEED SOME DICK

toastedoranges's photo
Tue 05/25/10 01:23 AM
that's showing a lot of tact

FearandLoathing's photo
Tue 05/25/10 01:28 AM

entertain me?
tell me a story or something.
ha.


There was this sleeping pill called Lunesta...and it went 'woo, woo, all the way home.'

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Tue 05/25/10 02:06 AM

Once upon a time There was a girl who couldn't sleep.
She roamed around the Earth for years and years without a wink.
One day She saw a flower growing next to a pond.
It was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen.
As she reached down to pick it and take it with her, she heard a voice.
"Stop! What are you planning to do with me?"
Because she was so tired, she thought nothing of a flower speaking to her and replied:
"I was going to pick you and take you with me."
"Where are you going? you look very tired."
"I am, I can't even remember what sleep feels like."
"Well lie down and close your eyes and see what happens."
She did as she was told and immediately fell asleep.
When she woke up, the flower was gone.
She tried to find the pond, but it was gone.
Not a hint of the world she knew remained.
All she saw was white, everywhere.
It was so bright she almost couldn't see.

I don't know how to end this...so I'm going to give you a moral:

If you sleep too long...it'll snow on you.
very good, banana lover...

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Tue 05/25/10 02:18 AM

I once found a talking frog while on a fishing trip. He told me he could grant me a wish of a beautiful woman. I grabbed the frog and stuffed him in my pocket. In a muffled voice I heard "What about your wish of a beautiful woman". I pulled him out of my pocket and told him that at my age it is way cooler to have a talking frog.......smokin
laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 05/25/10 03:26 AM
drink some vodka its make me tired already

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Tue 05/25/10 03:27 AM
I can feel it burn =)

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Tue 05/25/10 10:43 AM
best story award goes to hannah.
(:
ha.
and lunesta?
I say no to drugs.

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Tue 05/25/10 02:07 PM
What do I win?
laugh

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Tue 05/25/10 02:09 PM
Drugs are great, why would you say no to them?smokin

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Tue 05/25/10 02:29 PM
Once upon a time there was a Bear and a Rabbit taking a dump in the woods and the Bear turned to the Rabbit and said.......

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