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I'm So Tired
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Could be the Red Bull & clonopins? Exactly Don't Panic! |
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The White Elephant...
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ME!
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Can we have...?
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let's see if this copy and paste rocket-science REALLY works!! Please keep all hand and feet inside the ride at all times!! What if I still have 2 hands? Don't Panic! i don't know WHAT you are talking about Mr. Lingus lol Please keep all hands and feet inside the ride at all times!! OK, that's better. You can call me Kenny, my dad is Mr Lingus.  Don't Panic! |
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Can we have...?
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let's see if this copy and paste rocket-science REALLY works!! Please keep all hand and feet inside the ride at all times!! What if I still have 2 hands? Don't Panic! |
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can it? be seeing you Are there any that aren't? Don't Panic! |
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Who eats donuts?
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cake doughnut's with maple icing !  My donuts are the best, and I'd show ya, but I'd hafta charge.  Don't Panic! |
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Crash And Burn
Edited by
KennyLingus
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Wed 02/11/09 12:01 PM
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Its in the brain? What does that mean? It's only found in brains, and can be synthesized now. So unless you come from a really really long line of people who ate lots of brains and over the generations the metabolism of your ancestors adapted to handle large quantities of this stuff then it probably isn't too good for you. (Ooops, again) Don't Panic! |
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Can we have...?
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No, you just highlight your phrase, hit Control and the C, for copy... Then the next time you want to insert the phrase you hit Control and V, and it will paste it for you. See, I'm not such a biotch, right?  WOW, Cool. Thank You, and see, I can be nice too(just don't tell anybody) Don't Panic! |
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A Question Of "Legality"...
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Has anyone done any "favors" to get out of a ticket or getting arrested? No, but I have actually been polite to a police officer.  Don't Panic! |
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Can we have...?
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Control C, Control V. Easy as pie. Any particular screen I have to be on? |
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My Nut's Are Showin!
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I park my pick up near a baseball field and last year a bunch of foul balls were hit into the bed. Then we got a lot of snow and it covered all of the balls. Since it warmed up and all the snow has melted, now my balls are showing. DON'T PANIC Don't let Pats find out. Panic! |
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Can we have...?
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I was at a site where they had the option to pick a 'tag' line that was automatically put at the bottom of every post you made. Can we get that here? I'm getting tired of forgetting to put 'Don't Panic!' at the end of every post.
Don't Panic! |
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Crash And Burn
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It's a bull testicle extract. U know what happens when your body has an imbalance of testosterone? It starts making estrogen. Ever see fight club? Meatloafs character had tits cuz of that. It's an extreme case buy u get the idea. Also, it contains substances found only in brains and we aren't designed to deal with that much in our bodies. What?  Exactly Don't Panic! |
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My Nut's Are Showin!
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Now Kenny...you said you were gonna give yer nuts to me when you come down next month...  Did you want me to put them away 'til then? Don't Panic! |
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My Nut's Are Showin!
Edited by
KennyLingus
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Wed 02/11/09 11:29 AM
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That guys nuts!! Grab em Nooooooooooooooooooooo  (Damn, forgot my Don't Panic! again  ) Panic! |
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RESPECT!!
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Does this you are considering showing some respect for the members here... or continue to passively aggressively insult them and call them stupid and ignorant?  no comment,but i think you forgot the word "mean" in your post be seeing you Rock On
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A Question Of "Legality"...
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 I've never broken the law. Don't Panic! |
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My Nut's Are Showin!
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I park my pick-up under a Walnut tree. Walnuts fell into the box last fall, and snow covered them over the winter. Now with the weather getting warmer and with the snow melting like it is, my nut's are showin'
Does anyone else have any humorous or strange signs of spring? Don't Panic! |
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Hurry up ya slow $#&^%$%.
Don't Panic! |
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The Owners Of This Site Do Not Condone Any Of The Following Activities
(look Boss, I covered your a s s) (Tis story takes place before MADD) Once years ago myself and a few friends were booze-cruising and we got pulled over buy a highway bull, he could smell the alcohol but there were no open bottles. One of the guys in the back seat was passed out. I was polite to the officer, and he pointed out that we were 3mph over the limit and he could smell booze. He suggested we go home and he started back to his car. The passed out one came to and the first thing he said upon seeing the cop was, "What the f___ you hasslin' us for man!". I immediately started appologizing and as I looked into the back seat I added that the situation was being taken care of as we speak. He looked into the back seat, saw one person in a headlock getting belted in the face and being told to shut the F___ up. The officer smiled and said, "Yes, it looks like you have things under control." and he left. 'Whew'(wiping sweat) Don't Panic! |
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