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If you could would you...
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Why would I want to trade places with a cat that spoiled beyond belief?
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Is there no limit
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you know what's worse, Water? The people who are willing to buy this stuff! What's Evian spelled backwards; Naive 
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how do you bust boredom?
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Coming here to irritate, confuse, and otherwise just make fun of people.
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how do you know...
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When they'll drain a boil.  ...or hold your hair back when you're sick... No, that's something every gentleman does when he's gotten a woman drunk trying to get into her pants. Gentlemans Rule #3. |
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how do you know...
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When they'll drain a boil.
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well its about time!!
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and so go the Days of Our Lives.
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Do You?
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Gross Out!!!
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When I would get mad at the ex, I would do things like. Wait till she had guests over and then take her used tampon out of the trash and asked what it was, was she okay, did she hurt herself. I would walk around the grocery store with her at the other end of the aisle and yell that I found the lly Itch creme she needed, etc. 
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Depends on what you're going to do with it.
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Celebrate
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Hey watch yer language here, that's a BAAAAD word.
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Gross Out!!!
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OK, here goes; The cat puked back in the corner under the workbench and when I went smell hunting I found it had been there so long it had turned into a ball of mold. There was a 'basement bug' next to it and there was a can of bug killer in reach so I sprayed it. The whole ball of mold started 'undulating'(?) and dying bugs came rolling out.
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Celebrate
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We could run Carrot Top through a wood chipper & make carrot juice!  It's OK to Panic Now! |
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Celebrate
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wasn't that on youtube??  Don't do YouTube so I wouldn't know. Don't Panic! |
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Celebrate
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Hey, it's International Disturbed People's Day. It's also National Carrot Day.
Does this mean we have to do something disturbed involving a carrot? 
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do we use the term "hero" to freely in today's society? i think we do be seeing you You've just been watchin the news too much, or infotainment as I call it. That and counselors that try to tell people that everyone's a hero. Don't Panic! |
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Gross Out!!!
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Cool! Keep 'em coming, TBRich...I'm almost ready to admit mine... And c'mon Kenny...I know from personal experience that YOU'RE pretty gross...  That's Me Don't Panic! |
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Gross Out!!!
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I threw some old green eggs into the compost from the hen house and broke them open and puked and have had a weak stomach ever since. It that what you are looking for, or you want to hear about all the times I farted and grossed myself out. Hey, try; 3 beers 2 pickled eggs 1 Box Jeno's Pizza rolls, dipped in Jalapeno Cheddar cheese chip dip 2 shots of whiskey Hope you have a strong stomach and no sense of smell. Don't Panic! |
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Gross Out!!!
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No
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No Shoes
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Not too often, I have the ability to find anything sharp when I'm barefoot
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do you
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F^@& yes, because I work with F#($ing idiots, dealing with F*%^ing idiots. My cat shows more brains. I don't swear at her.
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