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What about wisdom?
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More often than not it doesn't come at all.
 Don't Panic! |
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so i was sitting on my bed and this wonderful thought came to mind. i want to make a double sided toilet for lovers. this sounds odd i know. but if we were both sick at the same time, we could both sit on this toilet together and just let our bodies empty themselves together. its the ultimate couple thing to do. in stores near you soon. My grandparents had one of those. It was a two holed outhouse. Don't Panic! |
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OH, about a gallon of thick(not strong but thick) coffee.
Don't Panic! |
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Where Have All The
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I'm not sure where they went. I wish I knew cause I been gone for a week and I feel like irritating someone.
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A box of Cracker Jacks
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My Turn
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Yer right about the stupid question part anyhow.  At least I don't pretend that they are intelligent or insightful. Don't Panic! |
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My Turn
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Ranks right up there with some of the other stuff(?) here.
Don't Panic! |
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My Turn
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Here's a stupid question.
Have your tree ferrets lost their wings? Don't Panic! |
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When I lived in the North Georgia Mountains, I was woken up every morning by what I called The Cheeseburger Bird... Have ya'll heard it? It goes "Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger"...I kid you NOT! Hey, where's my Pipsi and cheeps?  Don't Panic! |
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QUESTION OF THE DAY
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********************** QUESTION OF THE DAY: ************************************************************ ********************** How many lightning strikes are in a standard thunderstorm? 17, 5, 53, 110, 32 As many as I want.  Kenny...you're my friend...but you scare me...  Don't Panic! Then Don't go out in a thunderstorm with me!  Don't Panic! |
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RIDDLE OF THE DAY
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A nail?
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Where Have All The
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In vini veritas, Kenny... Does that mean what I think it does?  Don't Panic! |
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Where Have All The
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 dead as julius ceaser be seeing you "Et tu, Brute'?" "Nah man! I ain't et yet!" Vidi, Vici, Vini.  Don't Panic! |
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Can I get a Pepsi and cheeps with that?
Don't Panic! |
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What else annoys you about Spring? (Northerners...you are excused... ) Southerners who excuse northerners before we even open our mouths. 
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RIDDLE OF THE DAY
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Just what do you expect me to say here? Remember, I was nice this once and didn't say it.
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Topic:
QUESTION OF THE DAY
Edited by
KennyLingus
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Fri 02/27/09 08:30 AM
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************************************************************ ********************** QUESTION OF THE DAY: ************************************************************ ********************** In April, 1976 which 2 planets aligned to cause a temporary decrease in Earth's gravity? 1. none 2. Saturn - Uranus 3. Uranus - Pluto 4. Mars - Venus 5. Pluto - Jupiter For yesterday's answer - 110 Anything that doesn't involve Uranus.  (Damn, I keep forgrtting) Don't Panic! |
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QUESTION OF THE DAY
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QUESTION OF THE DAY: ************************************************************ ********************** How many lightning strikes are in a standard thunderstorm? 17, 5, 53, 110, 32 As many as I want. Don't Panic! |
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A Thought;
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De sun eez chining too laut!! I gotta poot on my eyemuffs!! Exactly! Don't Panic! |
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A Thought;
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That would involve opening the curtains and then I run the risk of letting the world in.
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