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...kick (them) in the nuts "NUDGE".  We still need the wet willie here. C'mon wet willie, wet willie,  Oh yea...doesn't that just put sand in your va-jay-jay, Kenny? If I had one it would. Don't Panic! |
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What's your talent?
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I'm a part time alpaca herder.  Hey are you a part time alpaca herder, a part time alpaca herder? Don't Panic! I own a 47 acre farm. What's it to you? I have hair on my pubes.  Don't Panic! |
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Venus?
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Is this post starting to spin backwards? Hey Phuque, you never did tell me about that basket thing  Don't Panic! I'll just whisper it to you, Sweetie... You'll have to speak up, you know my hearings going to hell. Help, I can't hear the stereo. Don't Panic! |
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What's your talent?
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I'm a part time alpaca herder. Hey are you a part time alpaca herder, a part time alpaca herder? Don't Panic! |
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I'm just havin'
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WAAAAAAY TOOOOO Much Fun here today.
Damn, irritation as a second language. Anybody wanna sign up for classes?  I gotta admit I couldn't have done it alone so I'd like to thank those who helped. You know who you are.  Don't Panic! |
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What's your talent?
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 Awwww, now who's P.O.d? Don't Panic! |
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Google
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Where are these 12,400,000 with three breasts?  Don't Panic! Kenny doll... those are DUDES who typed it in to see if they could find pictures.  Don't Panic! |
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What's your talent?
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For my 'other' special talent, just look at my name.
 Don't Panic! |
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Venus?
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Is this post starting to spin backwards?
Hey Phuque, you never did tell me about that basket thing Don't Panic! |
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It was to Dr. Reinhardt H Schwimmer.
Don't Panic! |
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Venus?
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Long Joke, Sorry
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Hey Pats... in another thread ya wanted pictures! pictures of what? Don't Panic! |
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Venus?
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There was Venus {Roman} and Aphrodite was the Greek version in their Pantheon. Do they spin backwards? Don't Panic! Perhaps, my friend, they know about The Basket Trick? Geee. I don't(do I want to) Will ya show me? Don't Panic! |
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Venus?
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There was Venus {Roman} and Aphrodite was the Greek version in their Pantheon. Do they spin backwards? Don't Panic! Is that what you are so pissed at me about? Because I gently made a correction to your post? Grow up, sir.  who said I'm pissed? Check out the 'special talent' thread. Don't Panic! |
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Google
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People really search for the darndest things. Using Google auto-complete, you can see just how screwed up people out there on the web really are. And yes, these are the same people responding to your singles ad. Typing the words in bold will result in the following: • 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends. • 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea. • 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge. • 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much. • 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas. • 456,000: Why do men have nipples. • 6,000,000: Why men don't call. • 8,380,000: Why men lie. • 4,980,000: I want a new drug. • 114,000,000: I want a wife. • 783,000: I have one testicle. • 21,900,000: I have one more drink. • 12,400,000: I have three breasts. • 320,000: I have three testicles. • 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends. • 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot. • 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger. • 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party. • 818,000: I think im pregnant. • 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4. Neat. Now do some Googling of your own and post the funniest results in the comments. And also, a current picture. Are you really as pretty as I imagine? Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad, Yet Absolutely Hilarious Where are these 12,400,000 with three breasts? Don't Panic! |
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Venus?
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There was Venus {Roman} and Aphrodite was the Greek version in their Pantheon. Do they spin backwards? Don't Panic! |
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Long Joke, Sorry
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OLDER WOMEN
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? "What's that a drink?" I asked. "No it's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like, I said, breathlessly, "No, I haven't." We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night." We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, 'Mom, you still awake?'  Don't Panic! |
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Venus?
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Is that "dont panic" thing going to become like "be seeing you." Cant we nip this in the bud, Lex?  Since when did the Mods get the power to tell us how to post? (And yes, Lex...I know you're not "in" on the conspiracy...)  I'm trying to fix it so an ad for my books will show up at the bottom of every post. Hey ask Lilith. she knows how to do that stuff, and probably with one hand too. Don't Panic! |
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Venus?
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Is that "dont panic" thing going to become like "be seeing you." Cant we nip this in the bud, Lex? Yes it is. No he wont. and, don't you have an itch that needs to be scratched or somethin'? There are bigger things to worry about. Don't Panic! Don't Panic! |
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Did You Know?
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It's true!! Do you guys think I would lie to you? Irritate maybe, lie no.  Don't Panic! |
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