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the package....
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I always put a bow on my package. And a lot of tape, hard to get off my package. What color bow? 
Depends on the holiday really, usually a hard-tipped bow though. Just for the record can someone please tell me what kind of Bow is this? 
There's a bow in that picture? Sorry I didn't notice it. |
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The Wolf-pack Mentality...
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The Wolf-pack Mentality...
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It's fun to watch the *****es fight over the alpha males. It's even more fun to watch the males sniff at the *****es & whine. Agreed...but then there are also the subordinates...they don't care which sex it is... 
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Gotta give my vote to Phuque.
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Really sad when you figure that smoking a little weed will do more for your depression than Zoloft without all those nasty side effects. But then the pharmaceutical companies wouldn't be able to get rich from selling all these over-priced snake oils.
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Topic:
what makes us fall
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1 part; loneliness 2 parts; stupidity 1 part; caring add a dash of the following; misplaced trust infamiliarity alcohol Toss vigorously Dump onto plate and garnish with a restraining order. |
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The Wolf-pack Mentality...
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I'd rather irritate the pack than be part of it.
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morning wood
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Throw the morning wood in the fireplace...& douse it with lighter fluid... 
If you work at night is it considered 'evening wood'? |
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WHATS YOUR SIGN?????
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Okra, on the cusp of Chitlin if you want to get picky.
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New Discovery!
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Scientists have discovered a new subsatnce that reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%. Strangely, it is also known to increase a man's sex drive by at least 50%. So far it has only been found in Wedding Cakes. 
 This is a breakthrough
And with each new breakthrough comes new hope that someday men and women will learn to get along. 
Sorry, hard to say this with a straight face. Men and woman CAN get along if men learn 1 simple rule: Even if a Woman is wrong she is still right! Or can learn to say that with a straight face! Smile! |
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It seems like
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Cynical Hope...now THAT'S an interesting concept... Is there still hope for me? 
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Topic:
New Discovery!
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Scientists have discovered a new subsatnce that reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%. Strangely, it is also known to increase a man's sex drive by at least 50%. So far it has only been found in Wedding Cakes.
This is a breakthrough
And with each new breakthrough comes new hope that someday men and women will learn to get along.
Sorry, hard to say this with a straight face. |
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Where Do
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Suspended, or still here irritating people.
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It seems like
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Is it possible to get more cynical with time but still manage to hope that someday the human race will try harder to show awareness of their surroundings and display a little intelligence on a regular basis, and some respect for those the share the planet with?
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New Discovery!
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Womankind, too Kenny... Sorry,  The Whole Human Race. OK, is that better?
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Topic:
New Discovery!
Edited by
KennyLingus
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Sat 01/24/09 09:07 AM
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Kenny...you tell me you want to open a bakery...& then you post THIS? 
Yes, that way maybe, just maybe, I can find enough of this substance to isolate it and discover a cure for it's effects, thereby saving mankind from so much unneccesary suffering.
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Topic:
New Discovery!
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Scientists have discovered a new subsatnce that reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%. Strangely, it is also known to increase a man's sex drive by at least 50%. So far it has only been found in Wedding Cakes.
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"Left-handed people are in their right mind"...Fact. Who wants to be in their right mind 
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Hey! I just noticed that the President is left-handed!  Who else here is a Southpaw?
*jumps up & down & raises hand* Not me, I need my left hand to hold the remote. |
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Grandpa, NO
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Hey Kenny! Didja' fanger out how to post a pic, yet? Too busy tryin to keep Grandpa outta trouble. |
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