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Fri 02/13/09 09:18 AM




U called?!






oops, venus isnt my s/n anymore lol!

Venus is the closest planet to the sun, its the brightest star.

and so wat if it goes backwards, maybe it means women r more reflective!



I thought Mercury was closest to the Sun?


It is, unless it got demoted like Pluto.



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Poor Pluto...I guess it just got Goofy...


No, Goofy got Minnie. That's why Mickey wants a divorce.


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Fri 02/13/09 09:16 AM

I wouldn't want to read a person's mind, I would be afraid of whats there!!:wink: :smile:


As you should be. There're some real train wrecks out there.scared


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Fri 02/13/09 09:13 AM


U called?!






oops, venus isnt my s/n anymore lol!

Venus is the closest planet to the sun, its the brightest star.

and so wat if it goes backwards, maybe it means women r more reflective!



I thought Mercury was closest to the Sun?


It is, unless it got demoted like Pluto.



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KennyLingus's photo
Fri 02/13/09 09:12 AM

Well, there was this one time when I went out with Bugs Moran...


I think ya lost everybody with that one.
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KennyLingus's photo
Fri 02/13/09 09:10 AM

did you also know venus is the most eruptive and violent of all planets:smile:


I can believe that.whoa


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Fri 02/13/09 09:07 AM

Interesting...I wonder if toilets on Uranus would flush clockwise or counter-clockwise...hmmmm?


It would probably just slop out one sideslaphead



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Fri 02/13/09 09:06 AM

The axis of Uranus is inclined so far towards the plane of the solar system that it almost rolls on its side as it orbits the Sun. So its not only Venus. Its just retrograde I would guess. Its been years since I took astronomy.


Sorry, but I don't want to hear about Uranus.




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KennyLingus's photo
Fri 02/13/09 08:55 AM



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Do you know where your towel is?



Always.


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KennyLingus's photo
Fri 02/13/09 08:53 AM
You mean I can narrow it down to just one? How do you do that?grumble



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Fri 02/13/09 08:45 AM

I give fantastic head.

I can be very tactful when needed.

I fold clothes like the stores at the mall.

I'm a great cook.

I'm pretty perceptive.

I can cut up fruit wicked fast.... gimme a pineapple, cantalope, honeydew, watermelon, and strawberries and you'll get a huge fruit salad in 15 minutes!

I also type 40 words a minute with only my right hand....



and what are you doing with the other hand?
(just a joke)


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KennyLingus's photo
Fri 02/13/09 08:44 AM
I can irritate anyone in under 2.5 secondssmokin



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Fri 02/13/09 08:42 AM
That Turtles can breathe thru their butt.huh
Now I know People that can talk out their butt:laughing:, but breathing?(hey, he said butt breathingdrool)



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KennyLingus's photo
Fri 02/13/09 08:38 AM
Edited by KennyLingus on Fri 02/13/09 08:43 AM
Isn't it amazing that the planet of Venus(usually associated with women) is the only planet in the solar system to rotate clock-wise.
rofl



(Sorry, it's been a long day edit)

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KennyLingus's photo
Fri 02/13/09 08:22 AM

...kick (them) in the nuts "NUDGE".:laughing:


We still need the wet willie here. C'mon wet willie, wet willie,rant

KennyLingus's photo
Thu 02/12/09 09:27 AM
When it's dark out.devil



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KennyLingus's photo
Thu 02/12/09 09:22 AM


Barney and Teletubbies bring back so many fond memories of headaches.ill


I Hate You
You Hate Me
We're a F___ed Up Family.
:laughing:


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KennyLingus's photo
Thu 02/12/09 09:17 AM
Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Do I need to continue?grumble


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KennyLingus's photo
Thu 02/12/09 09:14 AM

P2 thinks my leopard skin bedroom is tacky! tears


huh

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KennyLingus's photo
Thu 02/12/09 08:56 AM
Edited by KennyLingus on Thu 02/12/09 08:57 AM



Wow between that & the tv, you are not having a good year for electronicsohwell laugh


I know, they hate me.tears tongue2

Got the tv fixed, now this.slaphead

Anything else want to break? Bring it on!biggrin



Could be poltergeists...devil


Or another case of Who Made Who.surprised

(Damn, I wish I'd quit forgetting this)
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KennyLingus's photo
Thu 02/12/09 08:42 AM


ME!slaphead


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*sends Kenny to the Tacky Room cuz he can't follow directions* :laughing:


Well, Duh. I'm a man.(That's my story and I'm stickin to it.)tongue2


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