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People really search for the darndest things. Using Google auto-complete, you can see just how screwed up people out there on the web really are. And yes, these are the same people responding to your singles ad. Typing the words in bold will result in the following:
• 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends. • 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea. • 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge. • 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much. • 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas. • 456,000: Why do men have nipples. • 6,000,000: Why men don't call. • 8,380,000: Why men lie. • 4,980,000: I want a new drug. • 114,000,000: I want a wife. • 783,000: I have one testicle. • 21,900,000: I have one more drink. • 12,400,000: I have three breasts. • 320,000: I have three testicles. • 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends. • 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot. • 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger. • 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party. • 818,000: I think im pregnant. • 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4. Neat. Now do some Googling of your own and post the funniest results in the comments. And also, a current picture. Are you really as pretty as I imagine? Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad, Yet Absolutely Hilarious |
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4,447,474 why do I keep opening these threads?
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Edited by
quiet_2008
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Fri 02/13/09 09:33 AM
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4,447,474 why do I keep opening these threads? 545,000,646 WHYYYYYYY did he type in THOSE searches in the first place?   ps .. try 'Beamer lovers .. are they loyal to their cars?' ... 
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Rosie O'Donnell Nude - 0 searches
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People really search for the darndest things. Using Google auto-complete, you can see just how screwed up people out there on the web really are. And yes, these are the same people responding to your singles ad. Typing the words in bold will result in the following: • 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends. • 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea. • 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge. • 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much. • 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas. • 456,000: Why do men have nipples. • 6,000,000: Why men don't call. • 8,380,000: Why men lie. • 4,980,000: I want a new drug. • 114,000,000: I want a wife. • 783,000: I have one testicle. • 21,900,000: I have one more drink. • 12,400,000: I have three breasts. • 320,000: I have three testicles. • 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends. • 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot. • 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger. • 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party. • 818,000: I think im pregnant. • 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4. Neat. Now do some Googling of your own and post the funniest results in the comments. And also, a current picture. Are you really as pretty as I imagine? Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad, Yet Absolutely Hilarious Where are these 12,400,000 with three breasts?  Don't Panic! |
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Where are these 12,400,000 with three breasts? Don't Panic! Kenny doll... those are DUDES who typed it in to see if they could find pictures. 
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Where are these 12,400,000 with three breasts? Don't Panic! Kenny doll... those are DUDES who typed it in to see if they could find pictures.  Don't Panic! |
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