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Wed 03/11/09 09:34 AM
My pain was nothing compared to that of her children. They couldn't leave and since I wasn't the biological father I couldn't do anything about it.



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Wed 03/11/09 09:31 AM
How to remove ignorance from this planet without having to eradicate 87% of it's population.




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Wed 03/11/09 09:15 AM
Red Green Gone Bad. I wonder if Harold was involved?




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Wed 03/11/09 09:10 AM
And?



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Wed 03/11/09 09:05 AM
drool OK Ladies, like I've said before. There's only one way to settle this; NUDE JELLO WRESTLING!

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
See These 3 WILD Women
Fight it out in 5 Different Flavors!
drool drool drool drool



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Wed 03/11/09 08:42 AM
Depends upon how big these panties are.noway




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Thu 03/05/09 10:59 AM

One should never touch their genitals in public.noway


No it's;
'One should never touch another persons genitals in public'



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Thu 03/05/09 10:53 AM
Let's see;
Tame-Throw them
Medium- Burn them
Hard-Core- Use them as Voodoo pics and stick pins in 'em.
Over the Top- Post them in a gay web-site with his real name & phone number
:laughing: rofl :laughing:



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Thu 03/05/09 10:50 AM
Why? Do I look like I need indigestion?




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Thu 03/05/09 10:49 AM
You should have watched them and when one of them re-adjusted their bra you could've let out a big 'Eewwwwww' yourself. THINK MAN, THINK!




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Thu 03/05/09 10:35 AM

yeah Jill thats why im SARAHshiff because my names not SARAH


Sorry I'm a little dense sometimes. I think it comes from wearing my sex organs on the outside:laughing:




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Thu 03/05/09 10:31 AM




I like it when men are good and b*tchy!!!pitchfork laugh

and i am not *****y.... just tired of people playing their childish games.



I love games, like naked twister, spin the bottle....:wink:

Strip pokerdevil



How about 'Strip-Bo' ? Skip-Bo with strip poker rules.drool



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Thu 03/05/09 10:17 AM
BEEF? You call that beef? When did McDonalds start using beef again? I haven't tasted anything at McDs that tasted like beef for a decade or 2. Even tho' they add flavoring to make it taste like beef, it still doesn't taste like beef.rant




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Thu 03/05/09 10:12 AM

just guess my name



Jill?



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Thu 03/05/09 09:54 AM

I'm offering a free membership to Mingle if anyone (who doesn't know me) guesses my real name...



Wow, a FREE membership here. I'll hafta say Lucy then.rofl

BTW my name is Neal, Neal Firpoosy.slaphead



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Thu 03/05/09 09:44 AM

all three at various times


How about twitching?


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Thu 03/05/09 09:37 AM


I don't make any sounds, until I'm doneslaphead





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Does that mean you grunt after "house-cleaning"?


Why yes, yes I do. Doesn't everybody? But I do make funny faces while I'm cleaning.surprised



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Thu 03/05/09 09:33 AM
How else is a person supposed to perv the ladies here without getting bashed?slaphead




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Thu 03/05/09 09:32 AM
Maybe they used Tree Ferret wings.:laughing:



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Thu 03/05/09 09:30 AM
What's ironic was the SNL skit where John visited the 'Not Ready For Prime-Time Players Cemetary'. According to the skit he outlived the rest.



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