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Wed 11/12/08 12:15 AM
Edited by inkraven86 on Wed 11/12/08 12:15 AM
nah, but there may be an infection in the future if your not careful, eeeew, ok, enough all ready, I have run out of steam, I'm done, lolyawn

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Wed 11/12/08 12:11 AM
pusey: I'm pusey galore,
Bond: I must be dreaming.

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Wed 11/12/08 12:10 AM


Psychologist: Do you love yourself?
Patient: Of course I do, there is nothing wrong with having sex with someone I love. laugh


awww yeah--it's all about the love...lmao

Well its freelove, hahaha, ok that did not sound right, hahahaha

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Wed 11/12/08 12:07 AM
Psychologist: Do you love yourself?
Patient: Of course I do, there is nothing wrong with having sex with someone I love. laugh

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Tue 11/11/08 11:56 PM
The signs you think your girlfriend is too ugly,
1. Its not me, its you. (It's you! Brush your hair)
2. I need some space. (I am taking you off my myspace and ignoring you, I had no idea feet could smell that bad.)
3. I think we should see other people (I'm dating your hot sister, I wonder what happened to you?)
4. It's complicated right now. (its hard for me to look at you.)
5. Can we be friends? (Your so damn ugly eventually I'll stop talking to you all together and you will never see me again.)

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Tue 11/11/08 11:42 PM





laugh


Here's something to think about, Young men reach their sexual peak at 18 and women reach their sexual peak at 35, you ever get the feeling God is a jokester, LOL


I dunno, perhaps its due to evolution since men probably didnt live very long on account of all the large animals and what have you.

Sorry for ruining your rhetorical question. flowerforyou

Though shalt not do the dinosaurs. The hidden comandment. LOL


So the guys who sang "Open the door get on the floor every body do the dinosaur" were blasphemers?

I think they were refering to the grandma complex, lol you know how it goes, grandma's boy, lol

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Tue 11/11/08 11:16 PM
LOL rofl slaphead surprised

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Tue 11/11/08 11:08 PM



laugh


Here's something to think about, Young men reach their sexual peak at 18 and women reach their sexual peak at 35, you ever get the feeling God is a jokester, LOL


I dunno, perhaps its due to evolution since men probably didnt live very long on account of all the large animals and what have you.

Sorry for ruining your rhetorical question. flowerforyou

Though shalt not do the dinosaurs. The hidden comandment. LOL

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Tue 11/11/08 10:52 PM

laugh


Here's something to think about, Young men reach their sexual peak at 18 and women reach their sexual peak at 35, you ever get the feeling God is a jokester, LOL

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Tue 11/11/08 10:48 PM



And a strategically placed carrot.

LOL too funny dude! hahahhahahaha
hey I got another one,
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Have you seen the size of mothballs! LOL laugh


laugh

Youve got balls on the brain.


Well you do know God is a woman, cause if God was a man he would have put the balls on the inside, LOL

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Tue 11/11/08 10:45 PM

And a strategically placed carrot.

LOL too funny dude! hahahhahahaha
hey I got another one,
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Have you seen the size of mothballs! LOL laugh

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Tue 11/11/08 10:35 PM
What is the differance between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

laugh

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Mon 11/10/08 01:10 PM

I think the Elves would think you were funny for worshipping them. :wink:
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I think so too, I'll stick with hobbits, I'm short enough to be an honorary one, but not exactly short enough to join the party, LOL

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Mon 11/10/08 01:05 PM
I wear the mask, the mask does not wear me.
man in the iron mask


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Mon 11/10/08 01:01 PM

OK I know it is long, but IMO it is one of the best scenes ever in a movie. From Good Will Hunting




SEAN
I was thinking about what you said to
me the other day, about my painting.
I stayed up half the night thinking
about it and then something occured
to me and I fell into a deep peaceful
sleep and haven't thought about you
since. You know what occurred to me?

WILL
No.

SEAN
You're just a boy. You don't have the
faintest idea what you're talking about.

WILL
Why thank you.

SEAN
You've never been out of Boston.

WILL
No.
SEAN
So if I asked you about art you could
give me the skinny on every art book
ever written...Michelangelo?
You know a lot about him I bet. Life's
work, criticisms, political aspirations.
But you couldn't tell me what it smells
like in the Sistine Chapel. You've
never stood there and looked up at
that beautiful ceiling. And if I asked
you about women I'm sure you could
give me a syllabus of your personal
favorites, and maybe you've been laid
a few times too. But you couldn't
tell me how it feels to wake up next
to a woman and be truly happy. If I
asked you about war you could refer me
to a bevy of fictional and non-fictional
material, but you've never been in
one. You've never held your best
friend's head in your lap and watched
him draw his last breath, looking to
you for help. And if I asked you about
love I'd get a sonnet, but you've never
looked at a woman and been truly
vulnerable. Known that someone could
kill you with a look. That someone
could rescue you from grief.
That God had put an angel on Earth
just for you. And you wouldn't know
how it felt to be her angel. To have
the love be there for her forever.
Through anything, through cancer. You
wouldn't know about sleeping sitting
up in a hospital room for two months
holding her hand and not leaving because
the doctors could see in your eyes
that the term "visiting hours" didn't
apply to you. And you wouldn't know
about real loss, because that only
occurs when you lose something you
love more than yourself, and you've
never dared to love anything that much.
I look at you and I don't see an
intelligent confident man, I don't see
a peer, and I don't see my equal. I
see a boy. Nobody could possibly
understand you, right Will? Yet you
presume to know so much about me because
of a painting you saw. You must know
everything about me. You're an orphan,
right?

Will nods quietly.

SEAN (cont'd)
Do you think I would presume to know
the first thing about who you are
because I read "Oliver Twist?" And I
don't buy the argument that you don't
want to be here, because I think you
like all the attention you're getting.
Personally, I don't care. There's
nothing you can tell me that I can't
read somewhere else. Unless we talk
about your life. But you won't do
that. Maybe you're afraid of what
you might say.


WOW! Priceless.

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Mon 11/10/08 12:50 PM

"There is no way out of here , it'll be dark soon... there is no way out of here." anyone hazard a guess at the movie?

um, the haunting, um maybe not

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Mon 11/10/08 12:33 PM

Denethor: Is there a captain here who still has the courage to do his lord's will?
Faramir: You wish now that our places had been exchanged... that I had died and Boromir had lived.
Denethor: Yes.
[whispering]
Denethor: I wish that.
Faramir: Since you are robbed of Boromir... I will do what I can in his stead.
[Bows and turns to leave]
Faramir: If I should return, think better of me, Father.
Denethor: That will depend on the manner of your return.

Faramir's line was I think one of the best, and saddests lines (or qoute) I've ever heard T.T

OMG dude, that was the saddest line in the whole of the three movies. I was like, aaaah, nooo! Thank you for posting.

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Mon 11/10/08 12:31 PM

[Luke's ship sinks into the swamp]
Luke Skywalker: We'll never get it out now!
Master Yoda: So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?
Luke Skywalker: Master, moving stones around is one thing. This is totally different.
Master Yoda: No! No different. Only different in your mind. You must unlearn what you have learned.
Luke Skywalker: Alright, I'll give it a try.
Master Yoda: Try not! Do or do not. There is no try.

Star Wars Ep 5-Empire Strikes Back.

Way cool! love this one, one of my faves! Stars wars rocks my world!

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Mon 11/10/08 12:26 PM

What if your dope was on fire?

Impossable sir,it's in Johnson's underwear



"The Breakfast Club"

OMG! Yeesssssss! Someone mentioned my absolute fave! Thank you!

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Mon 11/10/08 12:17 PM


Your probably right, LOL seems to be a new tradition for television of late, its like when they show the Wizard of Oz annually, lol the tv producers may seriously want to rethink the things they put on television at certain times of the year, kinda like during October, they may want to work on putting more family oriented movies on TV instead of all the blood guts and glory, know what I mean? I mean, its like that is all there is, I can only see halloween and all the friday the 13teenths and Nightmare on Elm street movies so often, and than I am like, ok all ready, I wanna laugh or watch something less, oh I don't loud maybe, maybe something with no blood in it where people are just dealing with everyday problems, well atleast, problems normal people should deal with, um, ok, where was I going with this, ok, no such thing as normal. Ok I'm gonna go away now. LOLslaphead


It's the same thing at Christmas time when we all watch It's a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th Street again. One of favorite newer Christmas movies is Elf. God, I nearly pee my pants that movie is so funny. laugh

I'd like to worship elves, you think that is possible, LOL I once had a dream about them, very bizarre, LOL but very interesting, LOL I have interesting dreams, LOL Ok, who Like legolas, I do. And who Likes Drizzt do'urden I do, LOL ok enough wierdness

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