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 Ya hangin out with an ex BF .. 
YOU? Playing cards with friends and a guy I met on here.  It'll be our 2nd "date". 
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To order a new rear brake, wait for it in the mail, become excited when it arrives, then find out that the mounting screw is too short. Oh wait I already achieved that. 
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What is your most irresistable turn-on? Things that make you melt and "lose control"? Broad shoulders and a deep, Sean Connery-like voice. 
OMG, you nailed it!!! 
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Mannequins 
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What is your most irresistable turn-on? Things that make you melt and "lose control"? Broad shoulders and a deep, Sean Connery-like voice.
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Topic:
LIE
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I'm guilty of white lies with some of my friends. Especially the ones that can't cook. Bless them, at least they try.
"So how did you like the new recipe I tried out?" "Delicious." 
These are dangerous kind. Just watch the American Idol. How many white lies have been fed to these worst performers? Perhaps they are lying to themselves daily. Perhaps. 
I just don't see the point in being brutal to someone who went out of their way to cook for me. I do the same thing to friends or family who ask me how they look when we're out at a restaurant, or ballgame, etc. What's the point in making them feel bad about how they look when it's too late to do anything about it? I could see saying something if they ask me when we're at home & it would take 2 seconds to fix. Just my opinion.
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Topic:
New Year's Resolutions
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1. To not get attacked by a shark.
2. To do a least 1 random act of kindness a week. 3. To finish learning how to belly dance. |
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Tonight
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Glad to hear you call a taxi for the ones who don't want to argue.
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Tonight
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My son came home drunk one night and I was scared to death that he had driven home drunk since his car was in the driveway. But he told me that he called Budweiser and they gave him a free tow home. I didn't know you could do that. But check it out. That is cool! I didn't know Budweiser did that. There are also a couple bars in my area that have #s posted of people who've volunteered to be sober cab. Might be worth it to ask your bartender if they have that if you're in a town that doesn't have a taxi service. |
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Whats your worst habit?
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C'mon folks we all got em' so lets hear about em! Whats some of your bad habits? I Cuss A LOT <----- 
I Bite my nails <----- 
I Smoke daily <----- 
I Eat to much Junk Food <----- 
& I Yell at my kid constantly <------ 
i Have a ton more im sure but i wanna hear yours! I obsess about my health. Is that really that bad though? I don't smoke, drink, bite my nails, cuss much, rarely eat junk food. BTW, yelling at your baby constantly isn't a bad habit... its bad period. Yeah it is but hes my kid and I raise him how I want...Noone else knows but me so go ahead and judge away!!!
I don't think they're judging. It's a fairly well know fact. Yelling at your child isn't really helping. Especially if you do it on a regular basis like you claim to do. Just my 2 cents. WOW! I really shouldnt have put that you guys took it way to literally sorry my fault...So since everyone knows something i dont lets put it this way...Lets say you have a 15 month old little boy your a single parent and he comes home from his fathers house, you try to feed him, change him, etc. and when you do he smacks at you throws a screaming fit...you do what? You tell him no, put him where he can't harm himself, and let him have his fit. Believe me, it will be challenging, but eventually when he sees fits don't get him attention they will calm down. Maybe not go away, but definitely be fewer and farther between. Great advice! |
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Whats your worst habit?
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When I get nervous I tend to blink a lot. Evens out in the end though... I get propositioned more when I'm nervous, lol.
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Your worst downfall?
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In past relationships, I tended to wear rose-colored glasses way too much when looking at my man. I overlooked and forgave a lot more than I should have.
Now, I'm kind of in the opposite direction. It's much harder for me to completely trust someone with my heart and I'm always on the alert for any red flags. *shrug* I'm trying to get to a happy medium between the two. It's a work in progress.
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Topic:
MAN I WISH I HAD SOMEONE
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Im just going to kiss my arm!!! and if its really lucky.....add a lil tongue!!! 
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Topic:
Tonight
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No, you're an 18 year old wannabe that, because he's in a uniform, thinks he's Barney Fife! 
Barney Fife always kept his bullet in his shirt pocket. Which was a good thing.
Cheers!
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LIE
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I'm guilty of white lies with some of my friends. Especially the ones that can't cook. Bless them, at least they try.
"So how did you like the new recipe I tried out?" "Delicious."
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Topic:
How to find decent men
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Nah...I think most go for Homo Erectus...
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Topic:
Tonight
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I must admit, a man in uniform sure is sexy. But again, if I'm pulled over, I'm too scared to make an advance like that. Even though I'd love to meet a Police Officer (socially), that's definitely not the time or place. Just how does one meet a man in uniform, though?? Volunteer at a police station. However, I don't recommend dating cops. But, that's just me.
Yeah, there are a lot of alphas (on a power trip) in uniforms out there...but in defense of some of my relatives I should add that there are just as many nice cops out there. Like anything else, it depends on the individual.
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Dear friends, As the new year approaches, I want to wish all of you a very happy and safe New Year. It is also my wish, that all of your heart desires, and wants come to pass with the new year. Love and blessings, Lilia Accidents and inspiration lead you to your destination Or you could be the one who takes the long way home Roll down your window, turn off your phone See your life as a gift from the great unknown And your task is to receive it Tell your kid a story, hold your lover tight Make a joyful noise, swim naked at night Read a poem a day, call in well sometimes and Laugh as often as you can. Right back at ya.
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Tonight
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as a securit guard.. i would hope before u snitch them off that you offer them a cab and tell them how dangerous it is for them to drive etc.. Seconds that. |
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Topic:
Healthy Level of Insanity
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Speaking of Wal-mart...arange all the stuffed animals into kinky sexual positions. LOL, I'm so gonna do that the next time I'm in Walmart.
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