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What are ways that you enjoy your insanity?
Here's 1; When the money comes out of the ATM scream 'I WON! I WON! |
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Reach for the last bisquit while eating with The Klumps...
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When people ask you for something ask 'Do you want fries with that'?
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When your grocery shopping in Wal-Mart randomly dance down the aisle while grabbing your food lol
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bowl nothing but gutter balls and yell"YEAH PERFECT GAME ,I BOWLED A 0...IN YOUR FACE PEOPLE !"
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Speaking of Wal-mart...arange all the stuffed animals into kinky sexual positions.
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I ride the card when I can get away with it. Damn stores are pretty packed these days. I do still do it in the parking lot though. My daughter thinks I'm crazy
When your grocery shopping in Wal-Mart randomly dance down the aisle while grabbing your food lol |
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Sit next to the highway in a new car wearing sunglasses and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
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Could do this in Walmart too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GKaVzNDbuI |
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Sit next to the highway in a new car wearing sunglasses and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 
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Speaking of Wal-mart...arange all the stuffed animals into kinky sexual positions. LOL, I'm so gonna do that the next time I'm in Walmart.
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When handing a clerk money, have "glue fingers" & look at 'em like it's their fault you can't let go of the cash...
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Go up to somebody at Walmart, touch their shoulder and yell 'Tag, Yer It' and then run.
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Well...since we're at Wal-mart...go up to the cash register & purchase a tube of KY...a length of hose...& a gerbil...
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Well...since we're at Wal-mart...go up to the cash register & purchase a tube of KY...a length of hose...& a gerbil... and if that person comes to your til, smile a ****-eatin' grin and say "Take it Easy" when you're done checkin them thru. |
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No way, not touching a stranger at walmart -
 Go up to somebody at Walmart, touch their shoulder and yell 'Tag, Yer It' and then run. |
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Well...since we're at Wal-mart...go up to the cash register & purchase a tube of KY...a length of hose...& a gerbil...
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When you go to the drive thru, remind them that it's 'To Go'
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Go into Arby's & order a Big Mac...
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Face the wrong way in the elevator and just stare at everybody
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