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Sun 12/07/08 11:11 PM
chevy supervises

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Sun 12/07/08 11:10 PM




My thoughts from another post about a certain drug....


Actually.. Marijuana helps make the brain stronger and faster.. its called the 'Buffalo Theory'.. Its like a herd of buffalo.. the herd is strong with many buffalo.. predators come along.. and prey on the slower weaker buffalo.. thus the stronger survive to procreate and create a stronger herd.. weed acts the same way.. killing the weaker slower brain cells.. making the brain faster and stronger.. so hey.. SMOKE IT UP!!!


I do know that's not true.

I found a link about it. It's a joke. Sorry.flowerforyou

http://www.joke-archives.com/drinking/buffalotheory.html


um.. ofcourse its not true...

its actually by Norm from Cheers.. originally
you actually searched for that? oh boy... :tongue:


I knew about it already. I worked in a drug rehab. There were men in the rehab for using pot, btw.

http://thecathedralchoir.org.uk/thecathedralchoir/buffalo_theory.htm



ahhh.. ok so it was just like.. hey .. she didn't come up with that joke her self.. so let me call her on it and let everyone know she is full of it by posting where it is on the net.. ok I get it.. good to keep people informed..

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Sun 12/07/08 11:07 PM


Hotties has to tell us the schedule.. we got butt flexes.. t*t hackysack.. the vaginal squeeze.. whats next?

***insert rocky theme here***
although Ill have to remember throw my t*ts over my shoulders while running up the museum steps.. don't want to knock myself out before the big day...
i think ill duct tape mine down!!



that just reminded me.. I have used duct tape before for my boobs to hold them in dresses.. laugh

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Sun 12/07/08 11:03 PM
Hotties has to tell us the schedule.. we got butt flexes.. t*t hackysack.. the vaginal squeeze.. whats next?

***insert rocky theme here***
although Ill have to remember throw my t*ts over my shoulders while running up the museum steps.. don't want to knock myself out before the big day...

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Sun 12/07/08 11:01 PM



i want to watch !bigsmile


ok ok ok.. hackysack or exercise..

can you handle both?

we could make an olympic sport out of it



I hear the Russian judges are tough...

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Sun 12/07/08 10:57 PM

i want to watch !bigsmile


ok ok ok.. hackysack or exercise..

can you handle both?

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Sun 12/07/08 10:55 PM

Now squeeze those vaginal muscles! 1.. 2.. 3.. SQUEEZE! Hold it... Now release!

Repeat.




repeat
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Sun 12/07/08 10:54 PM
Hey..
Hope you have a good time!

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Sun 12/07/08 10:48 PM


Haven't tried that..

but I can play hackysack with my t*ts


ok, ladies ....i have a stack of one's here !bigsmile

ok but if one slaps you upside the head I don't want to hear it.. these things aren't easy to control...

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Sun 12/07/08 10:44 PM
Edited by SamaraNJ on Sun 12/07/08 10:45 PM


My thoughts from another post about a certain drug....


Actually.. Marijuana helps make the brain stronger and faster.. its called the 'Buffalo Theory'.. Its like a herd of buffalo.. the herd is strong with many buffalo.. predators come along.. and prey on the slower weaker buffalo.. thus the stronger survive to procreate and create a stronger herd.. weed acts the same way.. killing the weaker slower brain cells.. making the brain faster and stronger.. so hey.. SMOKE IT UP!!!


I do know that's not true.

I found a link about it. It's a joke. Sorry.flowerforyou

http://www.joke-archives.com/drinking/buffalotheory.html


um.. ofcourse its not true...

its actually by Norm from Cheers.. originally
you actually searched for that? oh boy... :tongue:

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Sun 12/07/08 10:44 PM
Haven't tried that..

but I can play hackysack with my t*ts


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Sun 12/07/08 10:39 PM
My thoughts from another post about a certain drug....


Actually.. Marijuana helps make the brain stronger and faster.. its called the 'Buffalo Theory'.. Its like a herd of buffalo.. the herd is strong with many buffalo.. predators come along.. and prey on the slower weaker buffalo.. thus the stronger survive to procreate and create a stronger herd.. weed acts the same way.. killing the weaker slower brain cells.. making the brain faster and stronger.. so hey.. SMOKE IT UP!!!

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Sun 12/07/08 10:35 PM




I like you flowerforyou
ooo and no self estem here....i know im a jacka$$ lol


awwww.. you're so adorable... blushing

See it works... im adorable and your gorgeous


I feel my esteem being lifted ever higher...

yeah.. you know what.. I am one sexy beyatch....

Im gonna say it loud and say it proud!!!

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Sun 12/07/08 10:29 PM
honey.. I know how it is.. Im not entirely looking from the outside... when you finally have the strength to do it you will...

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Sun 12/07/08 10:27 PM

whew i wasn't ready to delve into this mess...but i guess it happened anyway.

let me just put it this way. i agree. i am not falling for his 'fake niceness' when it so rarely rears its head, and i made this decision 2 years ago when counseling didn't work. but 2 kids and financial dependence is a hard load to kick.

let me get u all to understand; he is on probation he will not do a thing to me UNLESS I LEAVE. so in leaving i am putting myself most at risk, so like i said things have to be taken care of with careful planning and support.


ok.. Im just gonna let it go.. I hope you work things out..


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Sun 12/07/08 10:25 PM



EXACTLY he keeps me FINANCIALLY dependent so that i need him. he doesn't share any money and the only thing i get are occasional deodorant, soap and toothbrush. i have really old clothes too. he likes to keep me looking bad to the world.

it's part of his plan i think.

i am working on getting income from various sources, and working on my education/career skills, but both babies are at home right now which is another way he traps me because i have those boys.

he doesn't hit me since his last arrest in 2004 but he isn't kind and doesn't share.

i have help and have connected with the abused women's shelter and all sorts of resources it's just about getting him out of the house long enough to move now.


he doesn't work? can't the shelter have a police escort there?


yes i can, and i even know the deputy who will, but moving out of a controlling man's house is like dropping a bomb on him, that's how alot of women get hurt--the guy can't handle that she left him and he stalks her, so i have to have everything in place before i go, so i will need nothing from him, and immediately get a restraining order.


I really don't have much faith in restraining orders.. sure if he comes around they can lock him up.. but that piece of paper doesn't protect a woman from a psycho... I don't want to get too negative.... but don't slack and don't keep putting it off.. if you are so deep into this dependence on him you won't leave.. you could do this tomorrow if you really mean it...

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Sun 12/07/08 10:22 PM


I like you flowerforyou
ooo and no self estem here....i know im a jacka$$ lol


awwww.. you're so adorable... blushing

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Sun 12/07/08 10:20 PM

ME!!!tongue2


LMAO

When my heart you's?

.. Im just busting your balls about the typo...


laugh

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Sun 12/07/08 10:19 PM

EXACTLY he keeps me FINANCIALLY dependent so that i need him. he doesn't share any money and the only thing i get are occasional deodorant, soap and toothbrush. i have really old clothes too. he likes to keep me looking bad to the world.

it's part of his plan i think.

i am working on getting income from various sources, and working on my education/career skills, but both babies are at home right now which is another way he traps me because i have those boys.

he doesn't hit me since his last arrest in 2004 but he isn't kind and doesn't share.

i have help and have connected with the abused women's shelter and all sorts of resources it's just about getting him out of the house long enough to move now.


he doesn't work? can't the shelter have a police escort there?

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Sun 12/07/08 10:15 PM

Give me 1 night and i could when ur heart flowerforyou winking


when my heart whats?

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