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Fri 08/21/09 08:50 PM
Edited by SamaraNJ on Fri 08/21/09 08:51 PM



Let's go Islamic.
If ya' told the woman to go fix the sandwich and she back-talked, you could legally beat her.
Homosexuals, with Sharia Law, they're put to death


yea, you keep bringing that up, like it's a good thing.

Allah Hu Akbar :smile:

I was being sarcastic.
No way do I condone what goes on in the Muslim world.


Ok, I think someone should be knowledgeable about the Muslim world and not just listening to whatever the press wants them to think about it that day..

A man shouldn't believe something because the it's the popular belief, or because it is written somewhere, it should be believed because he found out for himself to be true...

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Wed 08/19/09 10:04 PM


I found this old sewing mannequin.. I use it for my scarves, wraps and belts :)

a sober mans trash is a drunk mans treasure
and he will find something useful for the mannequin to do

She is headless and nothing past the hips either :)

boobsecks?

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Wed 08/19/09 09:40 PM
I found this old sewing mannequin.. I use it for my scarves, wraps and belts :)

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Wed 08/19/09 09:36 PM
Crickets

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Wed 08/19/09 09:35 PM
Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.

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Wed 08/19/09 09:22 PM
"God is as real as I am," the old man said to me.. and I knew Santa would never lie to me...

You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do

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Wed 08/19/09 06:00 PM
It's best that I just backspace over everything and let it go...

oh, did I mention, I got kicked out Barnes and Noble today...
I was moving all the bibles to the fiction section...


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Mon 08/17/09 11:12 PM

DKNY Delicious

Prada Infusion d'Iris

&

Harajuku girls G


I have the dkny.. but I rarely use it..
it seems to barely last... altho for the first part of the day it smells great :)

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Mon 08/17/09 11:10 PM
why don't they grow corn on the cob in the shape of balls?


then when you eat it, you can make a soccer ball.. and play with it when you can't eat anymore

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Mon 08/17/09 10:25 PM


What is the Quantum Theory of Gravity?


all i know is it comes from cat farts, as i explained on page 2
if you squeeze a cat for long enough, it will float



What color is my bra?



this is a trick question. its clear from your profile pics that you do not wear a bra.
but if you did it would be gold, and cone shaped

aaaaahhhhhh cat farts..got it...
and wrong on #2.. because of #1, I need #2 :tongue:

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Mon 08/17/09 09:50 PM
What color is my bra?

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Mon 08/17/09 09:49 PM
What is the Quantum Theory of Gravity?

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Mon 08/17/09 09:38 PM
Edited by SamaraNJ on Mon 08/17/09 09:39 PM
oopsie

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Mon 08/17/09 09:38 PM
Id travel anywhere to meet someone..
but I wouldn't have a relationship with anyone that I had to travel longer than about an hour for :P

and even that is pushing it...

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Mon 08/17/09 07:31 PM

I like men and everything about them :)

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Mon 08/17/09 07:29 PM


Female what do you hate in a man's body and MALE what do you hate in a woman's body?


If we are talking about my girlfriends body, i would have to say...another mans penis!

rofl rofl rofl

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Mon 08/17/09 07:12 PM
LMAO.. you just reminded me when gas was about $4 or more a gallon out here.. then it suddenly went down to $2 something.. the dude filled my tank.. and it was less than $30.. Im used to a $50 tank.. I called him over to my car.. and I said.. the pump stopped.. its not working.. its only at $30.. my tank cant be full.. he says.. yeah its fulll.. I didnt believe him and turned on the car and the needle went up!.. OH BOY.. I WAS SO HAPPY to only pay HALF as much as I had been having to fill my tank I just did not believe it!!!

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Mon 08/17/09 06:51 PM
I have a crush... and Im not shy.. but would never tell him :)

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Mon 08/17/09 06:39 PM
Single with men...

Married to my job and school :)

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Mon 08/17/09 05:06 PM
why his mother was more like a jealous lover than a protective mother..

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