Ok, I'm curious. Why are you afraid of feet?

Reminds me of a poem.

"Feet" by Scoutmaster Allen
A Poem glorifying the pedal extremities.

You need feet to stand up straight with,
You need feet to kick your friends,
You need feet to keep your socks on,
And stop your legs from fraying at the ends.
You need feet to stand on tippy-toe,
Or to dance the hootchie-koo.
Yes, the whole world needs feet for something,
And I need feet to run away from you.


I wouldn't run away from you, it's just the way it reads.

I'm painfully shy around women.

I can do things by myself, that normally would require two or more people.

That I've ridden motorcycles for 45 years, and nothing, or no one will ever take that away from me.

As long as I don't know it's coming.

I'd like to go just like my uncle did. He and my aunt had driven to Florida. They went out on a charter fishing boat for a day of fishing. He'd caught the biggist fish of the day. Then he climbed up on the boat's flying bridge, and keeled over dead. The doctor that examined him, said he was dead before he hit the deck. It was really tough on my aunt, however.

Can you think of a better way to go?

A pile of scrap metal, an acetlene torch, and an idea.

Riding my motorcycle down a country road.

Reading.

Making useful items out of junk. My buddies call my house, Camp Patch'em up.

Ok, I'm there already. You learn to do without. Being desperate isn't very attractive.

A friend of mine broke up with his girlfriend two weeks ago. Last night he already had a new one. I think I need to take up drinking.

Not having anyone to go out with, almost never, for now.

One really good reason for cooking is that I can find lots of good recipes to try. Two that I refer to, is Weber's big book of grilling,and Better Homes&Gardens grilling book. And then I'll go digging into some of Paula Deen's cookbooks.

Cooking for yourself isn't hard at all. I know for a fact that you will not starve to death waiting for your food to cook.

I would. Anyone got a Sharpie? I don't do needles.

The mantra of law says, "Innocent until proven guilty"

Apparently it does not apply here. The ladies have no problem hanging the player label on us, indiscriminatly. Yet they don't know for sure that we actually are. It gets plenty frustrating that we aren't allowed to prove ourselves. I don't possess the skills to write the perfect message that would woo the ladies. Yet they expect it. Chances are the perfect guy has contacted them, but because he doesn't have the flash, the slick oratory, they get ignored.

I haven't been on here for years like others have. But I do see it happening.

Or maybe she's waiting for the commercial to be over, so that she can continue to watch Gunsmoke.

The Beatles latest album.

Florida. Or Melmac, if the taxes are low.

I suppose that's ok if you want to dig up an old thread.

As long as you knock the dirt off it, and hose it off before sticking it up here.

Oh, and don't forget to put the shovel away after you're done with it.

Oh good, My ISP strikes again.

Well let's see, my sister climbed on her broom, and flew off in a huff about 20 years ago. She's out there somewhere in the world, screwing up other people's lives. Should you have the mis-fortune to meet up with her, I apologise, and I hope you got away from her, and managed to maintain your sanity.
I have an uncle who is very upset that I got a divorce. Now he wants me to pick out the very first woman that happens to wander by, marry her, and immediately have children with this woman. Or adopt, and this child whom I am to adopt should be willing to carry my last name, so that he may carry on the family name.

Any others of concequence in my family have little say so in what I do. If they don't like me being on here, and wish me not to be, then you can just get off your fat kazoo, and go find me a lady that I can get along with.

So there! :P

Not a thing.
We've elected to get online in hopes of finding someone. This form of meeting people seems to be a good idea, in theory. But, a good many trolls, and other assorted ***holes who have nothing better to do than to torment people, has ruined it for the rest of us.

In digging into dating advise websites, almost all recommend getting on several sites. And I've been told that pay sites have more of a success rate.

Do not blame yourself. I keep this proverb handy as I search.

It's better to try, and fail, than to be successful at doing nothing.

Well, so far, I wake up every morning on the right side of the sod. Guess, if I could feel up Joy every morning, I'd be happy

Shocked! Someone in my area, besides me, is ACTUALLY ONLINE!

I'd say I would be more quiet in real life. Most of my days, I work by myself, with little contact from others. Anytime I do get in contact with others, I've had a few minutes to collect my thoughts, and I can focus on the subject at hand.
Being spontainious, which for men is an escential part of making a connection with most any woman, is where I come up short.
For right now, the printed word works better.