I likey I likey I likey
Oh yes love can be a paradox.
Love it! "Drug dealing brain" clever!!, most enjoyable, nice piece
I like your work, accurate!IMHO
two thumbs up

Peace from across the miles

Sorry we are full unfortunately,we already have a Romeo.
But I assure you Romeos don't last long (n that's what she said) here
Check back with us next week
Thank you

It's subjective! As the stomach turns through the cycle of life. We are human and subject to change...Navy girl just ain't changing your diaper,that won't change (thank you for the qualification {{{Navygirl}}}
I'm old, and you call them cougars and I call them young chips or too young.

Wow..."I am woman here me roar" RRROArrrr
It was just said..it's beautiful You have a way with words in a way many don't including I.

I..
"come from the land of the ice and snow
With the midnight sun and the hot springs blow"
Top Marks in your accurate description of the boreal You are as accurate to the truth as the depth of cold is cold.
To the bone!

Speaking of which you little devil you..
Sooo. ..is he bad ? Is he handsome? Is he smart? Is he packing? Does he make you Cuckoo
For Cocoa puffs...One word responses will do fine and nobody will bother you again.
Or just refer them to your answers here.

OK I will work on something to add.. out of my comfort zone it is. think I'm travelling to work though, today?

Leigh is packing "rod & tackle" now
Baby no! Say it ain't so?
IDK ..Maybe she said cod & mackerel
That would make more sents

That's his convictim number?
Don't need name..got number now.
The old bad boy approach. .
This could work ya know..?

G'morning Ms Pilate the body
How's class teach'?

He's Pony and Albert Einstein
"Unbeknownst collaboration " (bit of an oxymoron for ya) and of course my name headlines first because he's dead and he didn't get it right the first time.
Basically Pony's got to clean up his $hit..with all respect..naturally.

" If You asked a fish to climb a tree, that fish would appear stupid but that same fish can make a journey perhaps thousands of miles to the same bank on which he was hatched and ejaculate without hands.

Son..You get 'em with these! *shakes right fist*
And if you can't get 'em with these..then you get away with these!
*slaps thigh* lol
Dad
I don't give a DAM what you do for a living just be god dam good at what you do for a living..and you never work for anybody that doesn't appreciate you.
~Working class hero ~ Dad

That's hilarious Leigh..you are so funny and cute..Oh no! it just moved again. I'm wearing logger jeans.

It is cool to be a nice guy ...Just maybe not to say it...Its like saying I'm cool trust me...ya know
The nice guy title seems to get a bad rap from both ends
The winey nice guy complaining about how woman walk all over him, the nice guys finish last" (victim) or the jerk posing as a nice guy..

Sooo. ..which one are you..lol see what I mean ..It happend again..
EVERYTHING time I come around. .lol this is why I'm now portraying myself as a good guy now. Figure I could ride this one for a year or so,
You know break a few aortas..ya know..Just keep it on the downlow would ya.
For the record nice guys do not finish last..nice guys with collapsed boundaries finish last.

Welcome paul

Be careful! I'm not a nice guy at all ..I'm a good guy
Big difference!

I'm a Dyslexic insomniac Atheist that stays awake half the night wondering if there really is a doG

"Made in China" that's funny all around.
Haha

You are sOOOO adorable, you are such a sweetie!Have I ever said I get a rise in my Levis when I write to you? No but 50 other men said that
Right ..wh- wha- what! AAAnywAys! It's my pleasure. .lol I mean my contribution to this awesome thread . Looking forward to reading it and taking something with me. (Not the smut..I got that down)
Yes that's what I'm saying...evolving from the 'Cat of the hat'rhymes
I don't know about that. That would be like your favorite heavy metal band doing a ballet or the late Chris Farley in a serious acting roll.

I wouldn't claim to have a great imagination, as much I write about would be from life experiences.Seinfeld is the richest Actor/comedian in the world with a net worth of 820 million and all based on his insight on the human condition...ya can't go wrong!
"Favorite line" for me??? Insight of the human condition (OK that's not my Line) "evil hand pushes you away just like a little lamb"
the evil feeble hand, it's like the female is possessed but has no strength or accuracy(feeble) to push you away. I guess it's more of a gesture than a feat of strength but it's scary for a second..then it's like ..yeah I did that..lol based on observation of the human behavior and a big fan of the clean
Comic mentioned,it would make sense I would like that line.

Other titles considered
"Are you experienced " (sounds like a Hendrix ripe off)lol
Cunny's cocaine..which I like lol
*Edits in*
F.U.L people that's not FU later that's "for you Lady"

Not a prob younger man..I take request, after all..I don't write this $hit for me .lol
I will admit to been a fan...I'm my greatest fan

Good point though,since this doesn't fit their culture
I couldn't leave 'em out... but how would I incorperate this topic to ..well ..This topic steamy poetry + curry linguist = a poem about a linguistic steamed curry chef . Just may have Leigh and the moderators on a loophole as I still would be writing steamy poetry.
I'm just not feeling this one
Think I'll pass this one to"weird" Al Yankovic ... foods his thing.





He could make his curries in the 'furry bowl' though?


OK ..now you're realing me back in..lol
Funny! funny! funny! Sure a collaborative effort.

*sorry me man, I f* up the quote earlier

Not a prob younger man..I take request, after all..I don't write this $hit for me .lol
I will admit to been a fan...I'm my greatest fan

Good point though,since this doesn't fit their culture
I couldn't leave 'em out... but how would I incorperate this topic to ..well ..This topic steamy poetry + curry linguist = a poem about a linguistic steamed curry chef . Just may have Leigh and the moderators on a loophole as I still would be writing steamy poetry.
I'm just not feeling this one
Think I'll pass this one to"weird" Al Yankovic ... foods his thing.

"The cunny linguist"

Arived home from work
as I pass through the door
strait to the bedroom
following that lure
I think I'm sick
I must need to get help
Clear across the room,I start getting that welt
For as I fall victim
To the "god of 'golden' pelt"



some of them aren't that complex
they "arrive" just in time
if you give 'em a good flex
But the one I know..isn't that way
if you didn't eat chicken
she'd be calling ya Gay

I will call her silver,she is so fine
But I had to start south,then she'd call me ta 69
It wouldn't be long & then she would whisper
"put him inside"... as I'd spin from her thighs
push it in deep ...& watch her bug eyes

this would repeat,maybe a break & watch A show
it wouldn't be long,then we'd be ready to go
I'd go down south,starting out easy
then have a look up, she'd be watching the TV
I'll step it up...until she's in focus
& use the magic words HOCUS POCUS

Well I never tried it,..but my way leaves no doubt
you pull that sh_ _,...she'll only scream & Shout
then open the door & say get the f _ _ _ out
that's not the way to gyrate her inside & out
make her back arch & let out a big shout
coming down like a southeasterly "shower"
making you feel like the man of the hour
EVERYTHING SHAKING LIKE A F_ _ _ _ _ _ EARTHQUAKE
LIKE AN UNHUMANELY FORCE
THE BREAKING OF THE HOVER DAM
..evil/feeble hand pushes you away.. Just like your a little lamb
all you see is the cat in the canoe
like a giant watery eye staring back at you
looks like a little man in the boat
that's in rough seas and barely staying afloat
this poor little one has lost its coat
and after all that...what's left is a lake
Yeah... that sh_ _ goda be fake

You see,my little woman is quite b_tchy
but how can I leave with a beaver so itchy
so follow my lead,when she treats you crappy
this is the only way to make her happy
well at least for 10 minutes
she will be lethargic & nappy

So far,I haven't told you that much
just a little..about this that and such
some may say
it all sounds absurd
but I'm tellin' ya folks I'll give you my word

Now try this one..not a word of a lie
this one's called the Venus Butterfly
this is the way you can fix your girl
she may prefer it..with a little swirl

Finger in the back & one in the front
thumb top of the button and suck on that muffin
start from the bottom..slow & then fast
4-10 minutes & she should give I good blast
Now always wash up before you continue
or in a couple days..
there'll have fish on the menu

Some nights when I looked at the clock
with a real dry mouth like she's feeding me chalk
Holly s_ _ _, it's like quarter to 4
in a half hour a got to be out of the door
I think your done your all numb & sore
I'm tellin' ya woman..I can give you one more.

On the hill side..tired with a sore neck
thinking to myself..yeah that's pretty good sex

thinking of when I'll walk in the door
she'll be waiting for me...my little "whore"
but always remember, never to ignore
because my boy....that what you asked for

The day will come and she'll have guilt in her eyes
& you can only surmise
so remember when you come in the door
be careful.... what you ask for.

Pony's pssy poetry 101


Ps:one I wrote and posted 14 months ago
On my thread..A few changes

This one is for you "silver"

Is that a metaphor for..erm. . That's a big toy..haha

Again?..your last one was...

That was dicktaste not dictate ..Remember that? Lol jk

Yes a 2" ball bearing in a sock!Don't use a rock as it would be considered a weapon in conjunction with.
But the charges would likely be stayed and you would be certifiable as you would have to be forced to use the ol' "pet rock" defence.

The sock acts as a protective sheath for a mechanical component. (The ball bearing )
If the cop says "why do you have the ball bearing in the sock" I say "I don't know about you but I don't like rusty balls"! It could get interesting with a female,especially if she reads you the "Miranda rights"
"Anything you say and do,can and will be held against you".This is when I come in with the ol'show stoper and reply with "B{}{}BS"!

To answer the OP....I coward down so "noboby" gets murdered

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul to waste

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
(Woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
Who killed the Kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
(Who who, who who)

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
(Woo woo, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(Who who, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(Woo woo, who who)

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(Who who, who who)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(Woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politnesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down
(Woo woo, woo woo)

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
(Woo woo)

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

Oh, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name my name is Pony I say..

No..I bumped my head and don't remember you

or anything for that matter.
I was told I wrote this song so I guess my name is Jagger-Richard but you can call me Pony or...Dumbazz.. now if thats not reason enough to stay?
Nice to see you
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