That religion doesn't exist for you little monsters yet.
Guess you'll have to start your own.

I think I have a name for the woman on the thread...

And that would be what came to mind upon reading:

HOLY �o�K MONSTERS

HOLY �o�K MONSTERS

One asked if she could have 10 dollars
In the living room for when she left to get 6 beer so I say "sure.
She asked me to the bedroom.
I take off all my clothes and she says
"You got that 10 bucks I bend down naked grab my wallet and pass her 10 buck
And say "You sure know how to kill a mood
Don't you"!..."Yep"
...After.. she jumps up...grabs a towl
Wipes it across her chest and says..
"Oh..There goes a Lawyer"! classy girl

Oh how did I miss this thread
OK.. how did I miss..lol

I use to f--- wid 'em

As they are starting to relax...grab their clothes in a panic and say "YOU GOT TO GO HURRY PUT YOUR CLOTHS ON..QUICK ..MY WIFE WILL BE HERE...LOL

Once a had to tell her the condom broke
And she made no attempt to clean. Just sarted asking for all my info and credentials.

xoxox

The guy that got you pregnant helped,
It's relevant experience every time you get a chance to f--- somebody

Alright..If you can't handle Lawyers
Jokes then you definitely can't be one.

Good luck..I hope your dreams all work out for you

Seems we have the opposite dream
My parent's put me through law school
As my dad wanted me to follow in his footsteps.
It was never something I wanted to do.
My life was then constructed under his rule with a "legal binding contract between two parties" when I was 17 with him cosigning on my behalf.
It was a disaster! My heart wasn't in it
And he would always say I just don't have the killer instinct to survive in that world,further hindering my progression.
He would also say "I wish you nothing more than been able to prove me wrong,
Nothing could make me happier.
So I past the bar and sued him for wasting 7 years of my life.
The contract was a conflict of interest.
Although many of the years I was a consenting adult. We were able to prove
Our case through the old book of law under the law svengaliism and blackmail
It was proven a form of mental abuse,the deciding factor is most of the influence was instilled as a child and I never left his evil clutches.
The example that we used on the jury was the baby Elephant always held by a grossly oversized chain making it possible to hold a full size Elephant with the smallest of strings.

Well I made him proud and took his money at the same time and quit on top

Now I'm a Timber Faller...that's where the money is. I don't have to wear a shirt at night

For me it would be wrong
If she doesn't dress age appropriate.
I am unatracted to her fashion faux pas
If she dresses age appropriate then she will wear my shirt..like if I was to buy one one day that's not high vis..so I won't let me like her.
I do have a sheep shirt I could put on.
That's when I want to blend in and take pic's and just sleep. BC Fallers are picky..same with Saskatchewan Farmers

Thanks for sharing boss
I have loved what I have read so far
Haven't got around to them all yet
But looking forward to it.
Hope you stay activated.
A mystique is important,
Noboby ever got to much of Cash,
He always knew when to pop in and out.
Don't forget to come out now n then or Leigh will hunt ya down...lol

Your
Fan
Stan

Younger man!*wags finger*
Don't ya know
"Drug pushin'brain" is infatuation
And love? an ebb 'N' flow
As sure as the Scottish tides
She needs to come and go
Love has many layers
Don't you know?
It can take a whole life time
To grow and grow and grow

Sure the brain cuts you off..
to put you in stride
That's the human condition..
that keeps us alive
We can't sustain that pace very long
She'll start getting fat
And I....a sore dong
Yes it does make us tired and lazy
If the brain didn't cut us off
We'd be all pushin'daisies.

You remind me so much of myself with the soul searching.
I remember finding myself at the library some years ago searching for answers.
To understand that the transition is normal but noboby is really educated and thinks they fell out of love.

The pattern I ran into was the female wanting you, begging you, crying for you
And then...as soon as I'm there it seems they're going the other way. (Landing stage) leaving you both to believe there is something wrong? There's someone else? Did they/you fall out of love?does she have surface love, she's a lier, the only thing a woman wants is what she can't F___n' have! She play with my emotions.
I think "Drug pushing brain isn't fooling us but confusing us as we have been ill prepared in the past.Don't chase the high because a house of whores always becomes a house of horrors.
I believe almost always, infactuation can lead to deep love.

Education,preparation,masterbation, strength,patience,and belief.

Cool topic~ very interesting for me.
I have tried to start threads on the subject and thought it would be good but the things I think would be good...people won't engage. So what do I know...well if we start one I'll PM you...or maybe you want to start? You have to post the masterpiece ..BTW-I would like to keep.

I almost did and may start a thread on the Human psyche which could cover this and more as it was based on an observation on
"Rate my profile" as one had requested "female only please" well you could guess what happens.5 guys marching in saying "good luck with that one" Got me thinking
Had he said Men only, not one strait man would have shown up giving him 'what's for'(not that the advice was wrong given by one) reminds me of the old cliche
"The harder you chase the faster they run..The faster you run the harder they chase. (So true)

This could be your answer:

As much as I love sex with past girlfriends,If its with a woman that wants it 3-4 times a day,it's going to be taken for granted unknowingly.one week of that and the "third party" has a mind of his own. This is a temporary condition
And if it's pulled back you want 'HER'
BAD..Real bad.
It's all about how much candy shes dishing out and how much you do
To much sugar doesn't last long and makes a hard crash

Peace <> out

Pony




1. Infatuation.

Oh, the sweet, syrupy stage of infatuation. It's so wonderful and so difficult to resist. Hormones and logic rarely coincide, so we find ourselves doing things like checking email 12-24 times an hour, not eating, going to get our nails done at midnight, buying pajamas to match our bedsheets…

Infatuation makes your dopamine levels soar, producing a full-body euphoria that causes humans to seek out sex again and again. To wit, brain scan studies show that the brain during orgasm is 95 percent the same as the brain on heroin. Your brain cannot, biologically, maintain the high of infatuation: You will fry.

The infatuation will ebb and flow at different points. The sex will not always be that good … it may get better, or it may get worse. But all those lovely feelings of that first initial swim in the cool crisp pond of falling in love: How many movies could we watch about that? Billions. It’s pure poetry. Love magnified; a revisit to the warm womb of security. Then, the negotiation between security and autonomy, that life-long struggle, crawls in and we begin to land.

2. Landing.

The landing from that fantastic flight can be the scariest part. We see things a lot more clearly. There is a great article along the lines of, “The day you wake up and say you have married the wrong person is the day that your marriage truly begins.” Meaning, this is the day where the veil of infatuation has lifted and the 20/20 vision of everyday living comes in. “Wow, she is neurotic.” “OMG, he tells the worst jokes.” “I didn’t think about him at all yesterday. I hope we are okay.”

The landing can be light and sweet, or rocky and discombobulating. But eventually the clock strikes midnight and Cinderella must run home before the stage coach becomes a pumpkin and her dress returns to rags. Landing! Oy, so bittersweet.

3. Burying.

This stage happens when all the to-do lists of life come toppling into the relationship and before you know it, conversations are focused on things like who’s doing the laundry, your boss, or the crazy mother-in-law. During the burying stage, other things — like, oh, life — begin to encroach on your beautiful oasis of a relationship.

Burying is not always bad; it’s a sign that the relationship is real and weaves into your everyday existence. The important thing to remember here is to “unbury” yourselves. Take tango lessons, go relive your first date, go have sex in public, buy some sex toys, tie yourselves up to bedposts, grab the whips … Do something that allows real life to take a break and the gentle, sweet intimacy to resurface, bringing us to the next stage.

More from YourTango: 3 Reasons Why We Rush into Relationships

4. Resurfacing.

Resurfacing is the stage where you turn to your partner, and say to yourself, “Wow. I forgot how hot he is,” or “She is stunning,” or “I love him so much.” Resurfacing is the resolution of a relationship: “She is a mixed bag, but so am I.” “He sits on the toilet for an hour reading comics, but I pluck my chin hairs.” And you start thinking things like: “I can’t wait for our next date.” “I can’t believe I have such a sweet person in my life, who always has my back.”

It can be triggered by a massive problem that you two resolved, a great date, an especially good night of sex, almost losing the other person, or good couples therapy. Anything can jolt us awake; maybe a death in the family or even a birth. And then we hit the last stage.

5. Love.

This is what it’s really all about, right? The part where we look across the dinner table, fight over the remote, or go on a great trip to Chinatown and think … “Oh, I have it really good.” “I am blessed.” “I love him/her more than I could ever imagine.” Here, the sex is (usually) better than it has ever been. True love blossoms around year five. The rest is a rotation — sometimes rapid and sometimes slow — of the other stages.

love brother love
Hold on for a PONY ROAST


This guy's so funny
He'll have you in stitches
An uncontrollable force
Like the curse of the witches

I'll confess he's my good ol' mucker
He comes with a warning
He's not Tommy Tucker
Cross that Scots blood
He be one mean Mother F---er

The day will come and I'll go home & fly
Or if it should be..
That great gig in the sky
There is Just one thing..I've never asked why



1707 was the act of the union
I understand. .You got to be true man
But just let me get this off my chest
Aren't you a f---n' separatist
We had the same problem off to your west
Problem I say! Like who's going to invest?
United we stand divided we fall
We went through the hell
We tore down all wall
Comrades in hand
big ships to small
It didn't take long..
again took it all.
Really it didn't take much
When there's no french to soften you up
Well this time the Dutch..
Would be $hit out of luck
french will have to wait for their resolution
them f---ers jumped in on the American Revolution
But that was later that's not where we're at
3/4 of a century. .I will go back
Once again Jack was free
High proud and loud
The Lord's of the sea
"Wasn't it you? Didn't you fight with
me"?
Arm in arm..hand in hand
we fought hard
We took the land
The British Empire would circle the earth
United!... we fought for her worth
From east to west ..
Who dare step?
When..NOT EVEN THE F---N' SUN COULD SET

That's her story in all its entire
You know.. I ain't know lier
So.Man...tell me
aren't you part of the British Empire?

I know I'm not here to change your mind
You know I'm just waiting some time
I'll save ya a word and go suck on some lime

Everyone knows Pony scrambled him marbles
Talkin' the $hit with his mouth full of garble
All I ask..Please don't defriend him
Not like he rubbed in the referendum

Sorry ..I get carried away
The mind slips..It goes astray
I've always been a little funny that way

So your a new Dad and a new Grandfather
WTF MAN! Something in the water?
Two new boys and no Daughter
I'd have to say..I'm with Leigh
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Refer to page 20
I left some advice
I hope you find it..
And find it quite nice.
Grandfather? Your yet a young lad
Holy man..are you ever bad.
Put that thing back in your pants
Come on man...your not in France

He's my statesman
I give a care
But this place is so big
you'd get lost out there
I know he's from T.O.
Where they're pretty tough
And thier business ways..
Well just a little rough
That's what I hear east of the rockies
Though a well known hub
That is..if you like to play hockey.
IDK if he goes off on his bike?
or maybe to the lake..fishing big pike?
Maybe the lake is not his thing?
Maybe that man likes to sing?
Hell! for all I know..He could be fake?
Or heading downtown..for puruvian flake?
Who knows! When people get board?
Could be smoking cracked ...
With Mayor Rob Ford?
Really!why would I care!
We're just lookin' to get woman in their underwear
He's going through the east
I'm going through the west
We've taken our time & sampled the best

He shall come west as I shall go east
Exchange the keys to the city
And have a new feast

Your City is big
I shouldn't get bored
Shall that day come
And I'm wanting to score
I may ask you that number..
Of Mayor Rob Ford..lol

you are 'mad' my friend .I'm pretty sure it would be a good abdomonal workout. I'm crying merci already, I laugh at everything

Make it another four years and there's some triple A, BC bud 'N'Canadian
Beer in it for ya? Lol

Lol
Police man gonna put me in jail..gonna call my pappy gonna throw my bail..
Bad Boys bad boys what ya gonna do..

So then I'm changing my mind..lol I am again declaring roughboyism. I mean where do you go from bad boy? A life in the pen with hundreds of marrage proposals ..you always got to keep something for a surprise. I could see how this one would go down in the tank: The lawyer f*ed me!
F*n' dump truck! Life of imprisonment with 100 marriage proposals.If that's not the worst sentence handed down to man!
I live in Texas dam it! Texas I should be put down. ..THE LAWYER F*ED ME ..THE LAWYER F*ED ME.. yes I just want to have bad moments just like in a days work but it doesn't make my day bad.

ZZ Top~ Rough Boy
I am the one who can fade the heat,
The one they all say just can't be beat.
I'll shoot it to you straight and look you in the eye.
So gimme just a minute and I'll tell you why
I'm a rough boy, I'm a rough boy.

I'm NOT a nice guy but a good guy, Big difference! And a rough boy
Is there any good guys out there..hit me up...no f___n' don't!lol

Feel like Waylon Jennings

"Just THE good ol' boys
Never meaning no harm
Beats all you EVER saw, BEEN in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born

Straightenin' the curves
Flattenin' the hills
Someday the mountain might GET 'em
But the law never will

Making their way, the only way they know how
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow



I'm a good ol' boy
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand they keep a showin my HANDS
And not my face on TV

Just good ol' boys,
Wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood".

Yeah baby...The good guy anthem

What's a matter with Frankie these days???
What's a matter home girl you seem in a lower mood?
Is it OK if I try to cheer you up Scouser? Or alter your mood?....OK thanks

Let's see... What is it??
-Its either you got old on us?
-Lost your zest for breast
-medicated
Or a 30 stone bulldyke broke your spirit.
hope your are good
Peace

yeah man he's right and I, as well as Mikey aren't looking for someone...but in your case why not consider dating men as well.
You are closing yourself off to approx 50% of the dating world.
You know what that means? Twice the chance of a date on a Saturday night. Tell me what female is going to give you that advice??

I'm unappreciated around here...lol
Good luck man

^^
Hello...
Yes that's what I was going to say..
Hey Ben Franklin said the same and went to France as the first American diplomat
Writer,scientists inventor, revoltist ..Hell he may have even been a President right but the woman wouldn't drop trou quick enough on the west side of the pond. Granted ol' Ben wasn't the prettiest or even second. But them Euro woman see more coc ends than weekends ..Yes ol'
Ben had more Vagina than China.

I know it's tough to take but you just my be forced to go back to Spain
And slay thin beautiful Spanish woman opposed to Internet interaction
Sucks eh!
You seem like a genuine nice guy.
I just have one question for you. ARE YOU CRAZY?? These North American
Biotches will rip you up.
Did I miss anyone..I think I about covered it. But the Euro Lesbians have a qualification for exemption oh. and Mum..and my gf .lol
To all
Welcome to mingle OP

Funny..like I said (in different words) your qualification will ALWAYS be taken seriously. .lol ..you probably qualify as a deadly weapon too.
How's the kickboxing going?

*EDITS IN*
I See my auto correct screwed me on my first post (reference:chips/chics
Like I didn't get my share at birth with dyslexia. ..oh that's not enough...lol
Just got the new phone and haven't set it up yet..Think I'll wait 'till
It gets a STD before I download free protection and such.. dumb-dumb