Looking at chicks butts at rodeos.

Looking at chicks butts at bike rallies.

Looking at chicks butts while touring DC.

Looking at chicks butts on the Riverwalk in San Antonio.

Looking at chicks butts on Bealle street in Memphis.

Looking at chicks butts at the Austin music festival.

I dig Americana.

:)

This is all good in theory.

Sexy is bad....men are shallow...love me for the person I am...guys only want me for my looks.....

Try the other end of the spectrum....

Post up the crappiest pix ya got....hair looking like crap...no make up....beer belly...Chili stained shirt...looking like ya just spent a hard weekend in the drunk tank at the county jail.

Really put that "love the inner me " to the test.....

Personally, I always spiffy up to hang out socially .....either here or in actual gatherings.

Looking like I am ashamed, a slob or I just don't give a damned has always gotten me ZERO attention.

Catching someones attention is pretty danged important if you ever want to meet them.

Some people are just butt ugly.

......they shouldn't be so shy and insecure...they can still score some tail.

Just go look at all the mutant freak show troglodytes in Wal-Mart...they they all got kids which means someone was willing to love them.

Anything I damned well earn.

To each their own...if a woman wants to wear make up...fine.

Who am I to judge?

As full grown men....would we be cool with women telling us how to wear our hair or how to dress?

Probably not......

Of course sexy pictures work....

Otherwise Roseanne Barr and Rosie Odonnel would be models for Victoria's Secret.

No need to be a ghost for some good revenge.

Example...

Former job....New manager came in raising hell on a power trip. I warned the guys..."don't use the bathroom"...then the next three days I took a piece of fiberglass insulation and rubbed it on the toilet paper.

After three days of the guy wiping his butt and rubbing glass needles into his sphincter....we sat around laughing for a week as he tried to intimidate us while furiously scratching his butthole.

Revenge is fun when done right.

:)

Throw the dogs a bone to play with woman....

What do YOU dig ?

Give us something to work with...otherwise you will have us dorks boring you with everything from crap like favourite nascar drivers or crazy exes to (God forbid) religious or political beliefs.....trust me...we gotts da freaks.

What floats your boat lil mama?

Personally....I see online as less risky than local real world dating.

Online...You are forced to have real conversations and thereby a lot more opportunity to figure out if the other person is really who they claim to be before jumping in bed with them......cause once you hump a lunatic...ya gotta deal with them in the vain notion that y'all are supposed to make it work out.

In real life...You meet someone,date once or twice,have sex...THEN figure out they are friggin crazy...and have to deal with them.

One thing I know for sure....I have zero online ex lovers. Just the one good woman I met,grew to love...then devoted my life to.

In the real world of my old home town,I got more exes from failed quicky relationships than I care to admit.

Where was the meet?

I have hit a few Texas meets and a Louisiana meet. Only met one unfun mingler...but all the meets were a blast.

Good Mingletards!

Never cook bacon naked.

Trust me on this one.

Not really sure what the actual question is but I will follow the rest of the kids....

Dad taught me to be cool, compassionate, understanding, loving and respectful.

When someone wont let me be nice to them....I treat em worse then what they expect and they get all booty hurt.

Ya get what ya give.

Love is first.

Sex comes way behind love.

Give me love...Sex will come when it should.

Sounds to me like a lot of you kids have never had a fling for nothing but fun.

That has gotta suck...

Make no mistake...I enjoyed my pointless sexual flings.....

But nothing compares to my good love...from my good woman.,

No strings? ...only a child would think something like that exists.

Not laughing when she sees me naked.

Seriously.

I don't know crap about my new home...Oregon...except..these people know nothing about Tex -mex cooking...and you cant find good sweet tea if you got a gun to your head.

But...I love this place.

Besides that...I can tell you a few things about where I am from...

I am from the place where they hold the rattle snake round up...we got the largest stock pile of nuclear weapons...the best bar -Bq....and oprah winfrey is getting humped by a man from my home town.

Plus abilene Texas has had the Guinness record for most churches per capita...three times.

Not proud about that...but...it is slightly better than being known for where the Texas chainsaw massacre happened...32 miles from Abilene.....halfway to San Angelo

Oh crap.....please don't remember us for the massacre .....remember us for the guy who humps Oprah.

You guys don't actually read.....f'n tragic.

But hey! .....If listening to the stuff my little sister thought was cool in the 80's makes you happy..I will look up some Duran Duran for you.

You will blow a wad in your shorts.

"Z"...Will never have a life again.

Neither will anyone in his family.

Believe it or not...my opinion and your opinions do not matter....someone will catch him and beat him to f'n death.


Throw a fit about the blacks...Or Mexicans...Or Asians...Or red neck white trash...

You and I ain't no better.


Think I am wrong?
What do the Mexicans and blacks think of you?

I thought this was about obscure songs....not the top 100 from the '80s.

Obscure....

10 wheels for Jesus....Elvis Hitler.
No place for disgrace....Flotsam and Jetsam
Traveling Band.....Jerry Lee Lewis.

Bee Gees...Comadores....Aerosmith....got nothing to do with obscure tunes....they are icons.

Seriously.....You guys ain't even trying.

Really?

So.....I could convert a vegetarian by feeding her my meat?

I could convert a country chick to rock and roll by playing rock?

I could convert a rock chick by playing country?

I will take that bet.

Lest we forget....Joe Rogan has made a fortune giving people what they want....he has as much of a foot fetish as I have a fetish for Chinese jet pilots.