Today I learned 2 things:

Men really are not all the same. Some men understand what it is to get along in the world while others sook & whine like little babies because sometimes **** is not fair. Life is not fair & neither is saying all men are the same. I'll do my best as a woman to get that out there fellas. And a word to the whiners, get it together.

And,

Put the lid on the K-cup insert or prepare to spend a half hour of your day scrubbing coffee grinds off the Keurig. In fairness they really shouldn't make pre-coffee Me operate such machinery but then...life isn't fair.

So maybe one big lesson?

The only lesson I ever picked up on this one was actually said by a 5 year old:


Never mistake a brown crayon for tootsie roll.

Well put. And yes, not all men are evil or bitter :)

I learned to never expect anything from anyone. You get back as much as you give out.

You probably should have learned to not eat the yellow snow.

Also do not mistake turds for chocolate bars.

I'm sure I've learned lots of things through out my life. Like how much it hurts to get a finger hit by a mouse trap. How much it hurt to be pinched by a crawdad and how easy it is to kill that crawdad after in a fit of anger. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That will stick with you. Most scammers seem to come from South Africa and are men. Getting cactus spines in your hand doesn't feel very good.

I could probably write a book of all the crap I've learned. But I don't care enough to do it.

One of the most important things I've learned though. Is I should probably stay out of small rooms. For some reason I keep bumping into things in them and they seem to be trying to kill me. Or it could just be my youngest sister is trying to kill me for calling her short. lol

I learned this the hard way. Never try and light a propane grill while holding an umbrella. Just trust me..........

Watching Jurassic Park, I learned that RAWR doesn't always mean "I love you" in dinosaur.

I'm goin' out the same way I came in, screaming hysterically and spitting on people.

Hi, Sunny...Long time.

Ah Fear, too long lol I needed some written therapy so I popped in.

I came into this world quietly & near death, I sure as sh#t won't be going out that way. I will kick, scream, bite & cry myself to the end. I am not the meek.

I learned not to make decisions when anger and panic set in, sleep on it and review the problem in the morning.

That doesn't always work out. Like if you're panicking because a a wild animal is attacking. There is not time to sleep on it. lol

Take for instance Timothy Tredwell. He was sleeping when he got attacked by that bear if I recall correctly and going to sleep to think of a way out wouldn't have done much good. Then again staying awake didn't do him any good either.

there is NO way to pick up a Turd by it's Clean End,regardless what they tell you!

The more a person conveys their sexual independence... the more sexually repressed they tend to be.

Thanks, facebook.

Also, I like leaving things cryptic.

I was referring to the problems I have faced ,A bear attack on the beach here in Myrtle Beach Sc is a risk I'm willing to take LOL

Well watch out for those little dogs. I bet they can give a bad infection at the least.

Never cook bacon naked.

Trust me on this one.

I wouldn't cook burgers of steaks naked either.

I hope you did that on the 4th of July...awesome ground show I bet :)

However, objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.

As for me i learn that there's no class in life, but there is a lesson in every minute of it.
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Perhaps to learn is not the right word, maybe is more correct to say, I rediscover every day what has already happened