Blackfoot
"Train, Train"
Strikes

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Well, train, train, take me on out of this town
Train, train, Lord, take me on out of this town
Well, that woman I'm in love with, Lord, she's Memphis bound

Well, leavin' here, I'm just a raggedy hobo
Lord, I'm leaving here, I'm just a raggedy hobo
Well, that woman I'm in love with, Lord, she's got to go

Well, goodbye pretty mama, get yourself a money man
Goodbye, pretty mama, Lord, get yourself a money man
You take that midnight train to Memphis
Lord, leave me if you can
Oh, take that midnight train to Memphis
Lord, leave me if you can

Buckcherry
"Too Drunk"

George Thorogood
"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"
George Thorogood & The Destroyers
Originally by John Lee Hooker

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Wanna tell you a story,
about the house-man blues
I come home one Friday,
had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job
She said that don't confront me,
long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
and out the door I went

So I goes to the landlady,
I said, "You let me slide?"
I'll have the rent for you in a month.
next I don't know
So said let me slide it on you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me ,
but for five year she was so nice
Loh' she was lovy-dovy ,
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired , I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
and out the door I went

So I go down the streets,
down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see it in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
she ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?



One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Now by this time I'm plenty high,
you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

hehe, how many people can recall from memory all the pieces in Mousetrap, but have never actually played the game?

I can use an iron...

a soldering iron...

Earshot
"Wait"

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Something's wrong,
Trying to conquer these fears I thought were gone.
And it's been so long, I'm dying to live in a world I don't belong

I can't wait for someone to hear me,
And wait for someone to touch me.
And wait forever to be told,
I'm forever alone.

I can't wait for someone to feel me,
And wait for someone to heal me.
And wait forever to be told,
I'm forever alone..

On my own,
I'll show myself what it means to be alone.
And the tears I cry are washed away.
All the scars are my disguise.

I can't wait for someone to hear me,
And wait for someone to touch me.
And wait forever to be told,
I'm forever alone.

I can't wait for someone to feel me,
And wait for someone to heal me.
And wait forever to be told,
I'm forever alone..

I'm forever alone.
I'm forever alone.
I'm forever alone.

I, I'm not waiting here this time.

I can't wait for someone to hear me.
And wait for someone to touch me
And wait forever to be told,
I'm forever alone.

I can't wait for someone to feel me
And wait for someone to heal me
And wait forever to be told
I'm forever alone.

Next question: Who (besides a DJ) still has a record player?

Well the other thing is I get smokers, and I couldn't be in a relationship with someone who smokes. I'm POSITIVE whatever Mutual Match uses to dig up people knows that

I keep getting girls from California...although I s'pose that's not a bad thing since I'd like to move there in the near future

Professor Frink from "The Simpsons"

Sagittarius, and that actually did a pretty remarkable job of describing me

Or better yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDiNk0t-BqY&NR=1

Guy is my HERO.

Watch the YouTube clip

Definitely truth comedy. Anyone ever heard Christopher Titus?

"...And I don't mean 'my mom is insane!', I mean 'We the jury find the defendant...'"



http://youtube.com/watch?v=a8XdE05uknE

@iRon - You call it a sad phase of your life (and it obviously was), but I simply call it proof.

Now what's really ironic about this is, I do OK financially, especially for someone my age. I've got a good solid job and from the looks of it I can only go up from here. I don't exactly lead a quiet life, either. I race R/C trucks on a semi-pro level (we can get pretty serious about this stuff ), ride dirt bikes, I'm starting to get into mountain biking and hiking...I mean, I generally keep to myself but when I do go out I can make noise! And it seems like the women in this area would STILL rather go for some slacker dirtbag who works part time at a gas station. It's been something I've been racking my brain over for years now, it just makes no sense to me whatsoever

Dana Brown's "Dust to Glory"

It's a documentary on the SCORE Tecate Baja 1,000, but in interviewing the drivers, riders, officials, spectators, and crewman, you realize the race parallels humanity in a lot of strange and unique ways. It's not just racing, but family and friends bonding together, the young and old getting in touch with their heroes, and how a person's character allows them to overcome the adversity of trying to get a vehicle across 1,000 miles of Mexico's harshest wilderness.

I always tell people, even if you have no interest of any kind whatsoever in any form of auto racing, you STILL need to see this movie.

Trailer:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CcL-LeuIYJo

OK so replace "all" with "most"...

Actually a repost, srry.

and people wonder why I talk down so much about where I live