Marvels of the Internet...lookie what I found!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHtKarae2Q

God was that a stupid show

NICE.

Well if the attachment to a hoax email warning about a virus actually contains a virus, then it wouldn't be a hoax, would it?

Before I try it, is this NSFW?

"Someone asked Parnelli Jones, and he said it was like being in a 24-hour long plane crash" -SCORE CEO Sal Fish

"I lived it, I ate it, I slept it, and I can totally understand when someone gets caught up in the mystique of it: beating time itself and making it to the finish line. It's a wonderful feeling" -Walker Evans

"You love it, hate it, love it, hate it, you wanna be there, you don't wanna be there. It's like a girl that breaks your heart, 'I hate you, I never wanna see you again...I'm sorry, can I come over?'" -Ricky Johnson

"That's one thing I instill in myself and I'm trying to teach to my boys is that you never, ever, ever give up, whether it's racing or something you're trying to accomplish at home, you just never give up" -Mark McMillin

Few hours in the drunk tank

Dana Brown's "Dust to Glory"

Documentary film following the SCORE Tecate Baja 1000, and in the process shows how offroad racing parallels the human existence. I always tell people, even if you have no interest in any form of motorsports at all whatsoever, you STILL need to see this movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcL-LeuIYJo&feature=related

For me, it's a tie between the 1996 Grand Sports and the 1988 Callaway Corvette SledgeHammer

and I'm a HUGE Corvette fan

"Here, watch this!"

We're sitting back taking a break between runs at the motocross park up in Dyracuse, WI, half-listening to a guy on a YZ250 riding the supercross track next to the parking lot...

~Reeet reet reet reeeeet, reet reet reeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

" Hmm, that kinda sounded like a stuck throttle "

We all look up just in time to see this kid go sailing out and over a 6 foot tall corner, arms & legs flailing as the bike comes crashing down next to the fence on the property line. His dad jumps up and starts running over there, the group I'm with not far behind.

By the time we get to him, he's sitting up and already starting to take his helmet off. He's OK, bike's OK, so we untangle the bike from the fence & walk him back to his trailer. He sits down, takes a drink of water, looks at the bike, looks at his dad, and says,

"I think maybe we should lube the throttle cable a bit, seems kinda dry"

I could really care less either way...do whatever ya want and we'll let natural selection sort it out later.

Joined because I basically have zero respect for anyone in my area female or male, girls in my hometown and nearby have no sense of morals or ethics whatsoever. Funny thing is, the more people I become friends with online, the more I notice none of them live anywhere remotely close to me. So maybe it's a lost cause around here.

And no, I'm not exaggerating.

Took a picture of this...uhh...car...thing...at the weekly impromptu car show at the local drive-in restaurant over the 4th of July weekend.

Gotta admire the creativity:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/OTE_TheMissile/Best%20of%20Local%20Traffic/l_3138b739b3a4df0f37c1725419f6ef34.jpg

~raises hand~

RIP good buddy, you will be sorely missed by those who knew you...

From Craigslist:

"...much prefer if you lived near my area."

Nowhere does the ad mention where the poster lives.

I know the PERFECT car for that one...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/OTE_TheMissile/Forums/dragon_car.jpg

Well generally I'm supposed to be doing work...

Will Farrel