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Thu 07/17/08 08:39 PM

to get just plastered drunk?

You offering? drinks

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Thu 07/17/08 08:38 PM

Just learned that most toilets flush in the key of E-flat.

Now who would take the time to figure that out?

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Whoever did probably got a government grant to finance the research laugh

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Thu 07/17/08 07:26 PM

Do you find it hard to date in a small town....???

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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Thu 07/17/08 07:22 PM
Nawwwwww

I'm a nice guy winking

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Thu 07/17/08 01:29 PM

Fertilizer for my garden...Tomatoes anyone?

laugh Someone here besides me remembers the movie "Motel Hell"

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Thu 07/17/08 01:27 PM
Now that is epic. laugh

I read a story once about an elementary school hosting one of those D.A.R.E. functions, and they handed each student a pencil with some anti-drug slogan printed on it. Can't remember what it said, all I remember was that as the students resharpened these pencils, every time a word got ground away the slogan sounded more and more pro-drug use slaphead

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Thu 07/17/08 01:20 PM
"Flabbum"

my generic word. Can be used interchangeably with a sigh laugh

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Thu 07/17/08 01:00 PM
And yellow underwear :tongue: laugh

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Thu 07/17/08 12:10 PM
So that's where all the D-cells in the house went laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 07/17/08 11:49 AM
<<-- Brown eyes!

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Thu 07/17/08 11:46 AM
Different :thumbsup:

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Thu 07/17/08 11:40 AM




During the times of King Henry VIII they used castration which also had a side effect of a high pitched voice developing in the guy as well as loosing all his facial hair and that way people knew he had offended sexually

Good Idea I say bring back castration:smile:


I completely agree. Castration is the only "cure" for a molester and it's also a good way to deal with rapists. It's too bad that so many in this country think that is too drastic a punishment. I sure don't!
Use a scalpel and no anesthesia


Thats close but they should really use a rusty knife instead

Pruning shears

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Thu 07/17/08 11:30 AM

you see it in the news all the time. should they be jailed for life, or, given the chair?


I :heart: hangings

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Thu 07/17/08 11:23 AM
say what now?huh

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Thu 07/17/08 11:13 AM
"I know you are but what am I?"
-Pee Wee Herman


...ok, so I've got low standards laugh

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Thu 07/17/08 10:00 AM

JOHNNY CASH LYRICS

"I've Been Everywhere"

...everywhere but Wisconsin frustrated :laughing:

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Thu 07/17/08 09:40 AM


California Dreamin - Mamas and Papas


Oh yeah there are a ton of California songs!

Californician _RHCP
DaniCaliforna-RHCP
California-2Pac
Hotel California-Eagles

Unwritten Law
"California Sky"

Frank Black
"Los Angeles"

...I'm sure I'll think of more in a minute

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Thu 07/17/08 09:34 AM

Kid Rock...I think its called All Summer long or something like that.


Kid Rock
"All Summer Long"
Rock 'n Roll Jesus

"It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan"

flowerforyou

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Thu 07/17/08 09:28 AM

I want to know if you like playing the game, or if you just wish they would say it from the beginning and skip the whole battle

Ladies: Just tell me, PLEASE frustrated

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Thu 07/17/08 05:14 AM


Let's hear it..princesses, firefighters, policeofficers..
ha ha

Well I wanted to be a Plastic Surgeon since I was 8..lol

How about you?


I never wanted to grow up. I succeeded. :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


shades shades shades

Racecar driver. I'd have to say I pulled it off, even if my cars are only R/C models!

Although last night I legitamized myself. Took my daily driver Chevy S10 to open track night at the local drag strip. Best pass was a 20.474@63.33MPH :laughing:

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