Racing: Because life is too short to play with your BALLS

(had that in the back window of my old Buick)

There's an exception to every rule

Dirt bike rider.

Which is funny because I really have been riding since I was about 5. In 6th grade I figured I could give myself a good time with the school bully by showing up on Halloween wearing my Cordura riding pants, boots, and chest protector. I walked right up to him, arms at my sides, and said "Go for it."

He punched me in the gut some 5 times and hit the chest protector every single time!

Just remembered I have one sitting in my R/C shop in the basement; yanno how some cities are using Dodge Chargers for police cars?

"My NEXT patrol car's gonna have a HEMI!"

Still waiting for an opportunity to sneak it onto the back of one of East Troy's Finest's decrepit old Crown Victorias

Either that was a very large box or you've got great eyesight

shoes = good

A common sight on daily-driver classic muscle cars:

"If you see this car on a trailer call the cops, because IT'S BEING STOLEN!"

Honorable Mention:

A couple years back my mom saw a well-traveled conversion van with a license plate that read "PB4WEGO"

I used to be schizophrenic...but we're OK now

HEY! NICE BODY!

(bumper sticker for FiveStar Racecar Bodies)

WARNING!

INSANITY HAS REPLACED REASON IN THE DESIGN AND CONSTRUCTION OF THIS VEHICLE

(I've got that one on the starter box for my nitro R/C truck )

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling, like the other people in his car

I hardly make it that far...

Maybe I should've put this in rate my profile, I seriously don't get it. Everywhere I go I see amazing women my age clinging to...garbage, just the lowest of lowlifes...what the hell did I miss?

trying too hard, not trying at all, being the nice guy, being the bad boy, answering personals, posting personals...

why

can't

I

get

a

friggin'

date?

Notice that Mirror didn't say 'adult *film* industry'...

Sex toy product tester...go right ahead sweetie

Dude, you NEED to move to East Troy, WI.

You'll be beating them off with a bat.

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES FROM BANKRUPTCY

Dump the male flight attendants.. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the heck -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere'
going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight
attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Muslims would
be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would
come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity
to turn a liability into an asset.



Why didn't George W. Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?



Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

I always say the one superhero power I'd most want to have would be desiccating touch. That way I could reduce my enemies to dust & get the dishes done in half the time.

I'm more of a knot: part of the family all the same but still kinda screwy