I was up until you said something

"I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

LifeAlert actually has that line trademarked now

So when're you renting the U-Haul?

Everyone who lives in SE Wisconsin knows how great Peter Francis Geraci makes declaring Chapter 11 or Chapter 13 bankruptcy look

hehe

Honorable Mentions=

Few years ago, went to a World of Outlaws race with a couple of friends at Powercom Park (now Charter Raceway), afterwards we're wandering around the pits & find ourselves behind Erin Crocker's hauler. One friend elbows me & says "You should get her number"

I point to the side of the trailer & reply "19"

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Last Saturday, coming home from the R/C races. Happen to notice there's a local car show at the town gas station. I'm checking out a half-finished ProStreet 2004 Ford Mustang (body still in primer, interior was missing firewall, floorpan, trunk, & rear fender wells ) fairly attractive chick walks up to the other side of the car & tells me it's OK if I want to open the door to take pictures. Cell phone rings, it's one of the guys I race with. "Get her number!"

"Huh?"

"Shut the door on the Mustang and ask her for her number!"

I quickly do some situational awareness: She's wearing a revealing black low-cut top & obviously knows the person who owns this easily 8-second car. I'm taking pictures with my cell phone, wearing a T-shirt with "Hell Yes It's Fast Dumb-A$$" on the back and jean shorts covered in dust, oil, grease, sweaty & smelling of nitromethane exhaust from the day's racing, driving a '98 Chevy S10 with an inline 4-cylinder that has all to do to move the truck its installed in and a catalytic converter that rattles like a tin cup on a jail cell.

Take my pictures, say "thanks" and drive back home.

Relationship #1=
She answered my Myspace personals ad, lived up north from me (about 120mi/2 hour drive), went out a few times over about 7 months, I broke up with her when I saw the relationship wasn't going any farther.

Relationship #2=
Was online friends with her for the longest time, lived all the way over in California, she spent a weekend with me last December, I was fully & totally convinced she was "the one", 3 weeks before I'm supposed to take off on a weeklong vacation in California she calls me to let me know she's leaving me for another engineering student-type who lives in Alaska.

Date #3=
She answered my Craigslist personals ad, lived in Milwaukee, took her to dinner at a fancier-than-I-thought-it'd-be restaurant followed by going to see the "Indiana Jones" movie. We quickly started running out of things we had in common with each other & kinda trailed off

Stood-Up #4=
Met her on JSH/Mingle2, lived in Milwaukee, traded a few messages, chatted on MSN a couple times, decided to go out on a date except the day-of she never called me to let me know when & where I should pick her up. Packed-up the R/C trucks and raced at a friend's house instead, never heard from her again

Stood-Up #5=
Met her on JSH/Mingle2, she just moved to Kenosha, chatted on MSN, had a date for dinner at a bar and grille on the Lake Michigan shoreline all lined up for last week Thursday. Drive all the way back home to change out of my work clothes & get myself a little cleaned up, all the way back to Kenosha, sit in a parking lot for 1/2 hour, give up & go home. Haven't heard from her since.

NO, really?

I'm seriously writing-in "Max the Rabbity Thing" from the Sam & Max comics on my ballot. I want my Maimtron 9000 dammit.

Foo Fighter's new cover of "Band on the Run"?

They've been playing it on the local radio, sounds awesome

Gun Control is Being Able to Hit Your Target

Dyslexics Have More Fnu

If You Can Read This, I Can Slam on my Brakes and Sue You

Dropkick Murphys
"Who Is Who?"

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My friends call me enemy cause they're a f**king joke
They'd better get their sh*t together it's time that they awoke
I'm cast out by my relatives cause they don't want me around
I just sit in a corner and I don't make a sound - Not one word

The walls are closing in on me
I don't know what to do
Tell me who is who
Tell me who is who
Tell me who is who

Policemen are my friends so why do they always stare
Raid our clubs bust out parties condemned for short hair
Teachers are my friends so why do they make me stand
In front of a class of gawking fools who'll never understand - They never understand

The world around me falls apart
I don't know what to do
Please tell me who is who
Tell me who is who
Tell me who is who

The world around me falls apart
I don't know what to do
Please tell me who is who
Tell me who is who
Tell me who is who

Tell me who is who
Tell me who is who
Tell me who is who

I'm printing this and sticking it to the side of my desk at work

#25

I'm a traditionalist: Roundy's brand New York Vanilla

mix that with some Sprecher's Root Beer and some Reddi-Whip, and you have the world's most b!tchin' RB float

2nd time in a row now I've gone on a first date with...myself

...And she stood me up!

Dude, that was half the reason I watched Ren & Stimpy

Imagine what 2 members exchanging messages would look like...

"you like brains?"

"yes. brains."

"want get brains?"

"must have brains!"

"pick you up at 11:30 for brains?"

"sounds good"

LMAO

"Look, look! I can write my name in the snow! And on the sidewalk!"

Got some lukewarm results. I mean, I made a bunch of friends with you guys, don't get me wrong. But as far as relationship connections...meh, a few messages, one MSN chat.

I dunno, is it me?

Hey hey hey hey...what about girls that leave guys hanging? I've had that happen at least a dozen times.