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Topic: Bumper Stickers
challengingmind Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 563	Tue 07/29/08 10:16 AM
Some of my favorie stickers are: 1) I have the perfect body.....its in the trunk and starting to stink. 2)I child proofed my house but they still get in 3) You weren't hit with an ugly branch....it was the whole forest 4) I'm a drunk not an alcoholic...alcoholics go to meetings So....what are you favorite stickers

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Tue 07/29/08 10:18 AM
Buck Fush

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Tue 07/29/08 10:19 AM
i HATE barbie... that B!tch has EVERYTHING!!!

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Tue 07/29/08 10:20 AM
men are like diapers... always on your azz and generaly full of sh!t!

TheMissile Joined Wed 07/02/08 Posts: 395	Tue 07/29/08 10:21 AM
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling, like the other people in his car

dae11x Joined Thu 10/25/07 Posts: 1554	Tue 07/29/08 10:21 AM
Bush + ** = **ed.

TheMissile Joined Wed 07/02/08 Posts: 395	Tue 07/29/08 10:22 AM
WARNING! INSANITY HAS REPLACED REASON IN THE DESIGN AND CONSTRUCTION OF THIS VEHICLE (I've got that one on the starter box for my nitro R/C truck )

TheMissile Joined Wed 07/02/08 Posts: 395	Tue 07/29/08 10:24 AM
HEY! NICE BODY! (bumper sticker for FiveStar Racecar Bodies)

challengingmind Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 563	Tue 07/29/08 10:29 AM
save a horse ride a cowboy......hell no get off my cowboy and get a horse

TheMissile Joined Wed 07/02/08 Posts: 395	Tue 07/29/08 10:34 AM
I used to be schizophrenic...but we're OK now

TheMissile Joined Wed 07/02/08 Posts: 395	Tue 07/29/08 10:36 AM
Honorable Mention: A couple years back my mom saw a well-traveled conversion van with a license plate that read "PB4WEGO"

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Tue 07/29/08 10:37 AM
the people in my head say that you are crazy!

TheMissile Joined Wed 07/02/08 Posts: 395	Tue 07/29/08 10:41 AM
A common sight on daily-driver classic muscle cars: "If you see this car on a trailer call the cops, because IT'S BEING STOLEN!"

challengingmind Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 563	Tue 07/29/08 10:41 AM
I'm not suffering from insanity....i enjoy every minute of it

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Tue 07/29/08 10:41 AM
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Tue 07/29/08 10:45 AM
i got one at ozzfest that read f* you you fing F** buddy had one on his car that read bad cop no doughnut. i found jesus hes in my trunk. aa is for quitters. i dont have a drinking problem i drink i get drunk i fall down no problem.

challengingmind Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 563	Tue 07/29/08 10:46 AM
hitting a jay walker......50 pts hitting a group of them.....100pts hitting everyone at a family reunion......

challengingmind Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 563	Tue 07/29/08 10:47 AM
hitting a jay walker......50 pts hitting a group of them.....100pts hitting everyone at a family reunion......Pricelessss

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Tue 07/29/08 10:49 AM
my wife ran off with my best friend, i sure do miss him

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Tue 07/29/08 10:50 AM
my great uncle had one that read "i bought this car from the Salvation Army" another good one "don't laugh,your daughter might be in here" my brother has one on his 71 Chevelle that reads "0 to 60 in 2 minutes"