HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES FROM BANKRUPTCY

Dump the male flight attendants.. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the heck -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere'
going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight
attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Muslims would
be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would
come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity
to turn a liability into an asset.



Why didn't George W. Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?



Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

How true!!!!!