RETIREMENT PLAN INVESTMENT TIP

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
$1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you
would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have
nothing left.


But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called
the 401-Keg Plan

If I bought it, could I find a volunteer to drink it all? I don't like beer

~raises hand~