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Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Sun 02/13/22 04:11 AM Topic: first aid course
I went on a first aid course. They asked me what I would do if your child swallowed your front door key. Apparently, climb through a window was not the correct answer.

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Sat 02/12/22 09:39 AM Topic: Bloody Liar
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Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Fri 02/11/22 10:13 AM Topic: hitch hiker
I picked up a hitch hiker yesterday. As we drove off he looked at me and asked "Aren't you at all worried that I might be a serial killer?" As I locked the doors, I replied "No, not at all. There chances of there being TWO serial killers in the same car seen pretty remote to me...."

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Tue 02/08/22 08:26 AM Topic: What Three words really go together 111 - part 25
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Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Tue 02/08/22 08:25 AM Topic: Dark
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Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Tue 02/08/22 03:24 AM Topic: Honesty, best policy - again an old one
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Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Mon 02/07/22 01:53 PM Topic: Change-One-Letter - part 40
pills

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Mon 02/07/22 01:50 PM Topic: "Double Lettered" Words (A - Z) Re-Visited - part 37
vacuum

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Mon 02/07/22 06:16 AM Topic: steroids
I saw my neighbour this morning. "Good morning Sue" I said, "Is everything ok?" "No it isn't Pete" she said, "The doctor has put me on some kind of steroids and I've started to grow a penis" "Oh dear" I sad, "Anabolic?" "Er, no Pete, just a penis"

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Fri 02/04/22 09:46 AM Topic: fingers
I Iost most of my fingers of my right hand in a freak accident. The doctor was examining the hand and I asked "do you think I'll be able to write with it?" The doctor replied "possibly, but don't count on it"

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Sun 01/23/22 07:02 AM Topic: Confucius
some things Confucius might have said if he was around today: Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion Man who fights with wife all day will get no piece at night it takes many nails to build s crib but only one screw to fill it lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent man who runs in front of car gets tired but one who runs behind it gets exhausted

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Sat 01/22/22 06:24 AM Topic: waitress
I was in a restaurant and the waitress approached the table. I said "Can I ask you about the menu please" She slapped me round the face and shouted "The men I please is none of your damn business"

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Thu 01/20/22 02:31 AM Topic: Adultery
very good

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Mon 01/10/22 08:49 AM Topic: tea bag
I fell asleep in the chair yesterday. When I woke up someone had put a teabag in my mouth. I'm not happy. I hate being taken for a mug.

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Sat 01/08/22 07:55 AM Topic: Body odour


Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Thu 01/06/22 07:05 AM Topic: Humpty Dumpty
I've just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It's brilliant and great value for money, as it came with Aldi King's horses and Aldi King's men.

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Wed 12/29/21 08:25 AM Topic: decorations
I can't believe it. There are still another 360 days until Christmas and some people have got their decorations up already!

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Thu 12/23/21 03:22 AM Topic: speed dating
Santa had a very successful evening last night at a speed dating event. He pulled a cracker

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Thu 12/16/21 02:51 AM Topic: 4 kindles
I ordered four kindles from Amazon. They sent me a Two Ronnie's DVD.

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Tue 12/14/21 04:19 PM Topic: I wonder....
Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?

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