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        Topic:
        bumper sticker
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      bloody autocorrect. Should read "I'm a VET... | |
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        Topic:
        bumper sticker
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      I was driving behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "I'm a very so I drive like an animal" It was at that point that I realised how many gynaecologists there are on the road these days | |
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        Topic:
        food
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      my friend thinks he's really smart. He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So, to prove him wrong I threw a coconut at his face | |
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        Topic:
        How's your German accent?
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      very good!
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        Topic:
        scientific survey
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      A scientific survey has deducted that wives who carry a few extra pounds live longer than husbands who mention it
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        Topic:
        mother in law
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| my mother in law was so far that when she died the handles snapped on her coffin. We had four weldings and a funeral so FAT! bloody autocorrect (doh!) | |
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        Topic:
        mother in law
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      my mother in law was so far that when she died the handles snapped on her coffin. We had four weldings and a funeral | |
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        Topic:
        Dead Duck 😪
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      very good!
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        Topic:
        kleptomania 
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      I had to give up being a kleptomaniac. It was stressing me out so much I couldn't take any more. | |
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        Topic:
        Worker
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      very drole    | |
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        Topic:
        Thesaurus Club
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      The first rule of Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab or gossip about Thesaurus Club. | |
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        Topic:
        pyramids
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      Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher | |
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        Topic:
        top tips - add yours here
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      A wooppee cushion filled with gravy adds a new dimension to an otherwise tiresome practical joke
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        Topic:
        The tax man
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      very good!
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        Topic:
        Butterfly
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      absolutely awful, but sometimes the best one are lol
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        Topic:
        the worst pub
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      I have just been to the worst pub ever. It's called 'The Fiddle' It's a vile Inn. | |
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        Topic:
        An American in Spain
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      haha very good
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        Topic:
        cool joke😅😂
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      very good
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        Topic:
        Flowers
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      Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I'm being stalked | |
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        Topic:
        satnav
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      I bought a new satnav and it's really amazing. Yesterday I was driving past the zoo and it said "bear left". I thought 'now that's clever!' | |
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