the greenHOUSE mile
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about a LADY boy
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carry on doctor WHO
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the day the earth WORM stood still
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Topic:
adjective
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Deja Poo
The feeling of having heard this crap before |
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drop dead GORGEOUS fred
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face BOOK off
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the WRIST watch
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cat STEVENS on hot tin roof
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beneath ANT hill 60.
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Ice CREAM road
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The power of the dog POO 🤣 |
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Topic:
sexual identity
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I've decided to sexually identify as a microwave dinner.
I am ready in 5 minutes I look nothing like my photo And I'm just satisfying enough for to want me again when you're desperate! |
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2 OF hearts
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Bill and Ted's Excellent HOMOSEXUAL Adventure Are they up for a threesome |
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a clockwork CHOCOLATE orange
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Topic:
moderation
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Does anyone on here know a chap called Moderation?
My doctor suggested that I go and have a drink with him. |
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The object of this is to take a movie title and insert a word at the beginning, the end it anywhere in between. The funnier the better!
Here are a few examples, then it's over to you. Paris HILTON is burning BREAKING wind in the willows Flash Gordon RAMSAY |
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Topic:
two meanings
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COMING, READY OR NOT!
A great way to start a game of hide and seek. Not a great way to finish sex |
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Topic:
screaming
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A friend asked me where he could meet women who scream loudly in bed.
So I took him to a maternity ward. |
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