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coffins
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Glass Coffins:
Would they be popular? Remains to be seen.... |
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Topic:
shopping
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I got to the supermarket exit, laden with six bags of shopping.
A clown opened the door for me. I thought to myself 'That was a kind jester' |
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DOCTOR who Framed Rodger rabbit
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Topic:
google earth
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I got an email from Google saying
"At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" I thought 'That's just spam' |
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Topic:
Broccoli
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the charge of the light ALE brigade
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Topic:
footwear
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I never thought orthopaedic shoes would work for me.
But I stand corrected. |
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lord of the ONION rings
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a nightmare PARKING on elm street
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full metal DINNER jacket
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Topic:
radio
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Just saw an ad in the local newspaper.
DAB digital radio for sale. £1. Volume stuck on full. I thought to myself, I can't turn that down. |
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the fog LIGHTS
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SEE saw
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PILLOW Fight Club lol |
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Topic:
r.i.p
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The man who developed hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat had died.
R.I.P Scott Chegg |
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Topic:
autocorrect
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The man who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
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Topic:
My body
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for women its not so much what you look like, it's the ''vibes''you
give off.....same for men looking for a woman .....body language for both gender's is important for attraction to happen......all good dating coach's now include body language in there courses......the courses are fun and everyone finds out how much they really know about the opposite sex.....money well spent..... not too worried about the opposite sex love LOL |
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Topic:
benylin
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I just asked the pharmacist "Have you got any Benylin?"
He said "For cough" I said "ok mate, I only asked!" |
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king HONG kong
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the wooden CLOTHES horse
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