A Baptist and Methodist minister are friends. Every Sunday they met at a crossroad while riding their bikes where they would stop to talk and exchange notes. One day the Baptist minister happened to be walking on foot so they Methodist minister asks “What happened to your bike brother?” He replies “Brother I do believe someone in my congregation stoled my bike.” The Methodist says “I’ll tell you what you should do, today you preach on the Ten Commandments, really come down on ‘thou shall not steal’ and you make them smell the brimstone.” He replies “Okay, I’ll try it.” Sure enough next Sunday the Baptist minister was riding his bike so the Methodist minister says “Hallelujah brother! I see you got your bike back so I guess my suggestion worked” upon which the Baptist mumbles under his breath “Something like that” so the Methodist asks “What do you mean?” The Baptist minister replies “Well when we got to the commandment ‘Thou shall not commit adultery’ I remembered where my bike was.”

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Once male Mouse was making love x with an female Elephant in coconut farm..

Suddenly a coconut fells on Elephant head..

Elephant shouted : Oouch

Mouse replied : Oouch wouch nothing darling, I'm a strong player..

very good

A Husband and Wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.

The Husband puts password as,
"my penis"
and the Wife falls on ground laughing.
Because on the screen it says,
"Error, not long enough".

hahahaha

Funny Robin .

Nice Joke

Good one

2 drunks visit a brothel.

The madam takes one look at them and says to manager.

"Go put inflatable dolls in two bedrooms, these guys are too drunk to notice."

During the walk home,
One guy says, " I think my girl was dead, she never moved and never made sound.
The Second guys says, " I think mine was a witch"
Why do you say that? asks his friend.
"Well, I bit her on the arse, she farted then she flew out of the Fuc-king window."

Funny .

Lols that was so funny

A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitche-s by bullies at school.
The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitche-s?" And his dad replies, "Bitche-s are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shi-t!" "Mom, what is shi-t?" and she says, "Perfume." So he goes to see his dad (who is carving a chicken), and his dad cuts himself and yells, "Fuc-k!" The boy asks, "Dad, what does fuc-k mean?" and dad says "preparing." Then he follows his dad upstairs. A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, "Where are the condoms?" The little boy asks, "What are condoms?" and his father says, "Condoms are coats and jackets."
The following night his father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the door for them and says, "Hello! Please come in, Bastards and bitche-s. Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shi-t on her face and my dad is downstairs fuc-king the chicken.

A Lawyer Married A women

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married 10 times?”

“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services.
He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was… God! I miss him!But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?” “You’re a lawyer.
This time I know I’m going to get screwed!”

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So So True