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Fri 05/02/08 04:09 AM
F***ing LOLlaugh laugh laugh drinker 'bout time somebody told them like it is!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh ROFLMAO

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Thu 05/01/08 04:20 PM
I like the old one with Harry Dean Stanton where he was a private investigator specializing in cheating husbands/boyfriends. It was about six minutes long. Clearly the best commercial ever. I can't for the life of me remember what it was for.drinker drinker drinker

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Thu 05/01/08 03:17 PM

As a rule, I don't date women who are over 10 years younger
than me.

If the age difference is much more than that, you don't have much in common.

Seriously, what are you gonna talk about?

She talks about her belly ring and you talk about how many years you got until you qualify for AARP discounts?
Right there with you pal , she talks about her belly ring , you keep thinking how many rings you'd have if you were a tree. I think I'll try that 10 year rule good advice. I raise my glass to you. drinker drinker drinker

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Thu 05/01/08 02:54 PM
Edited by notmytimeline20x6 on Thu 05/01/08 02:55 PM
these things take time , ' Rome wasn't built in a day'

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Thu 05/01/08 02:50 PM


Sounds like she got scared?huh

I don't have a tail nor horns and I dont bite
yer lucky there robert, count your blessings . drinker drinker drinker

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Thu 05/01/08 09:01 AM

HMM I must admit, I checked out your A$$ :tongue:
OH CRAP! So did I ! glasses

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Thu 05/01/08 08:58 AM

Just saw on T.V. a new show in the making called Hurl.Where contestants compete in food eating contests and then what puke.makes me want to puke just thinking of it.Yeah I'm sure it will be a big hit so let's all stay tuned
Sould be a big hit! You sure its not fom Japan? noway

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Thu 05/01/08 08:52 AM
Edited by notmytimeline20x6 on Thu 05/01/08 08:53 AM




A volley ball. :tongue:


lol WILLLLLLLLSON


Hey it worked for Tom Hanks =)




If I were stranded like Tom Hanks and all I had was a volley ball? That damn ball would have had at least one hole poked in it a long time ago :wink:
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Thu 05/01/08 08:49 AM
Edited by notmytimeline20x6 on Thu 05/01/08 08:49 AM


A volley ball. :tongue:


lol WILLLLLLLLSON
Gotta have a friend! Plus I wouldn't want them to find me and think I was talking to myself ! :wink:

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Thu 05/01/08 08:46 AM
A volley ball. :tongue:

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Thu 05/01/08 08:31 AM
Edited by notmytimeline20x6 on Thu 05/01/08 08:33 AM

You look like a devish tv to me... laugh laugh laugh No, I looked in there. Pics are fine. Beats cartoons!! flowerforyou
Had to post what I had on the 'puter,took some pics , plugged my phone in to it and killed it. Seemd like an omen to me ! laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 05/01/08 08:28 AM

Posting a real photo would help.
Well I did have to photoshop the horns away !devil

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Thu 05/01/08 08:24 AM
Finally got it to post without doing any damage ! Now to test the waters (and I have a floatation device ready). Be honest nothing offends me. :smile:

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Thu 05/01/08 08:12 AM
that's one offensive photo , read his lips , he's saying a bad word !LOLlaugh ( Yes I know nobody likes a smart a$$):tongue:

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Thu 05/01/08 06:53 AM

anybody remember when they switched the main human character
i think it got funnier as it went along
I hated it when the got rid if Joel ,but since Mike was a writer for the show I think they made a good transition for the following seasons. I also liked Clayton 'Firebrand' FOrrester.

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Thu 05/01/08 06:32 AM
"There is no way out of here , it'll be dark soon... there is no way out of here." anyone hazard a guess at the movie?

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Thu 05/01/08 06:22 AM
FYI Anyone who wants to continue to enjoy check out rifftrax.com > Mike Nelson and the gang are still at it online . You can download the riffs to alot of new movies and some old. Just got the riffs for Cloverfield, Freakin' hillarious! I was begining to think that I was the only person who ever watched, most people that I mention it to never heard of it.drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker

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Thu 05/01/08 06:13 AM

One of my favorite shows of all time.
anybody else
The Best show ever in existence ! Whatched it from public TV and every channel it hit 'til it disappeared from SciFi channel ! Have most of them on tape.

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Mon 04/28/08 08:07 AM
laugh drinker laugh drinker laugh

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Mon 04/28/08 12:47 AM
" I was born a poor black child...."