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Sun 08/03/08 01:53 PM
I may not have gone where I intended to go,
but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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Sun 08/03/08 01:35 PM
Edited by notmytimeline20x6 on Sun 08/03/08 01:41 PM

"A mother with a 3-1/2-year-old son said it didn't offend her to see nudity in art. "But my little boy would be asking questions," said Kimberly Heath-Shoup, 32, of Chesapeake."

OH NO!

Children ask questions? Am I wrong here? I thought it was a parents job to answer questions their children ask.

Only in America do these things come up as serious issues.
Heaven forbid that a child asks a question that might embarass an adult. If parents cant talk to their kids about nudity in art then how can tey be expected to talk about sex , pregnancy, and drugs? Whoops cant do that somebody might get offended!
noway ohwell embarassed
Or worse they might learn to think for themselves ! NOOOOOOOOOO!

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Sun 08/03/08 01:20 PM
Edited by notmytimeline20x6 on Sun 08/03/08 01:21 PM
Uh Oh ! Its PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
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Thu 06/12/08 03:08 PM
note to self : jokes from the early 60's can't be brought back

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Thu 06/12/08 02:54 PM
Why can't Helen Keller drive?



















She's a woman!

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Thu 06/12/08 02:47 PM
He was fun if you put a 'Franky Goes to Hollywood' tape in him!
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Mon 06/09/08 12:13 PM
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Sun 06/08/08 08:37 AM
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Sun 06/08/08 05:09 AM
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Tue 06/03/08 07:54 PM

flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou "The meaning of life is not found in nouns that describes places or things. It is not found in adjectives that describe experiences. Rather it is found in verbs of action. As the master of your own destiny you have free will. Even if your belief system is religion-based, free will is still an integral part of that belief - the basis of good and evil deeds. Therefore, no matter what your belief system, it's what you do with you life that determines its ultimate meaning."flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

What a load of...AAAAGHHHHH.....AAAAAGGGHHH.....I'M ON FIRE! AAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!








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Mon 06/02/08 07:43 PM


what ever happened to manners?:angry: grumble

BLOCK:angry:


I t is sadly becoming a lost art.

If Judith Martin was dead , she'd have turned so much in her grave she would have struck oil by now!
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Mon 06/02/08 07:38 PM

And oh yeah before blocking tell him first how to spell "weird" laugh

'i' before 'e' except after thursday !
It was a weird tome though!
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illiteracy is funny!
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Mon 06/02/08 07:31 PM

Not ALL girls want SEX! And just because we live close by does NOT mean we are going to sleep with you. So PLEASE do me a favor and do not send us messages when that is the first thing you are sniffing around for!

OK, I am done sorry. REALLY needed to get that off my chest.

I just received this e-mail:

I entered is profile headline as well.


From:

No_photo looking for discrete encounters
: Male : Age: 31 : Pickering, Ontario
I am looking to meet up with someone close to me how would like to fullfill your every desire. I'm looking and willing to experiment with most kinds of sexual pleasure.
Received:

Mon 06/02/08 07:11 PM
Subject:

hey
Body:

this is new and wierd tome but .....i live in pickering, what r u looking for?

Response
I'm looking for a '57 chevy in good condition that runs well, any leads?
then block
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Sun 06/01/08 01:35 PM



boo boo boo!!!!devil devil devil

Hey Maney's here! I knew he'd show!
Lets forget about the loser and make it one big scary party!!!
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Lets do the Monster Bash

Alright lets get thing cookin'!

"Igor put on the 45!"
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Sun 06/01/08 01:33 PM
Edited by notmytimeline20x6 on Sun 06/01/08 01:37 PM


I think we've all come across men and men have come across women like that......but....stick with it...there is that one man out there and when he finds you.......wow!


yeah wow

Been there ....
1st email ,liked my profile
2nd email wanted to visit me
3rd email was in love with me
4th email wanted to move in with me
5th email wanted $1300 and change fo me to fly her here
noway :smile: laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh ohwell (this all took place in as many days!)

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Sun 06/01/08 01:27 PM


we been talking for 5 mins re quested and he already asking for number hell no


i've had worse..guys wanting to email me nude pics of themsick noway grumble

I have a wonderful collection of Xray-ted pics I could send you !
My Doc took them!
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Sun 06/01/08 01:24 PM
Edited by notmytimeline20x6 on Sun 06/01/08 01:25 PM

boo boo boo!!!!devil devil devil

Hey Maney's here! I knew he'd show!
Lets forget about the loser and make it one big scary party!!!
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Sun 06/01/08 01:19 PM
You called ? .......
Oh my bad, I thought it was a shout out to us scary guys!
oops!embarassed

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Sun 06/01/08 01:03 PM
Edited by notmytimeline20x6 on Sun 06/01/08 01:04 PM
The thrill of the challenge!
(and usually they are challenged)
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Sun 06/01/08 01:01 PM
ROFLMFAO!
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