I have respect for myself and don't want to jump straight into bed.. guys I date seem to have a problem keeping their hands to themselves until I'm ready... so that keeps the relationships from budding... which is good to see in the beginning, because I don't want to be with a selfish jerk who doesn't respect me anyway!

...thanks for taking my post so seriously....just though Id help somebody...but if all we need is jokes I'll just defer........

I think I spent that much in one day but then I bought all three kids and myself coats, shoes, and school clothes for a year. One garmet never. I made my own wedding gown. If I bought it today it would cost as much as a car because it was all hand beaded and hand tatted lace.

dont stop 'cause of us

we are just having fun...

This is an exerpt from The hitchikers guide to the Galaxy. It is a funny book that you probably shouldn't take even remotly serious, but non the less I find that this Quote is extremely interesting.

"The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy recieved not from its own carrier but from those around it, It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. the practical upshot of this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any language.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anhthing so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes like this : "I refuse to prove that I exist", says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But", says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? it could not have evolved by chance. it proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear", says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh that was easy" says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."

Now if you use this logic, but insert evolution instead of the fictional "Babel Fish" it makes things a little more interesting.

Any easy to read book, like the Buddism for dummies? LOL!