A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so good for you!

Isn't that words of wisdom from Cliff the mailman on Cheers?

omg, Einstein musta knocked a few down!!!

works for me

I should pretty damn smart by now

all the reason i need

I was at a party and looked at my friend and said dam dude ur a dam alcoholic. with a str8 face he replied..but dude im in college I cant me...

I'm not an alcoholic, they have to go to thise meetings, Im a drunk! LOL