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Topic: Top Ten Stupidest pickup lines that anyone has ever used on
Knightime Joined Tue 12/04/07 Posts: 1848	Tue 04/22/08 08:30 PM
What are the worst pickup lines anyone has ever used on you At JSH ... or otherwise after the tread dies down I will post the best to vote on the worst ... Hey babe I like the razor nubbs under your arm pits wanna dance ? continued from http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/show/108560

LaughaLittle101 Joined Sun 04/20/08 Posts: 1485	Tue 04/22/08 08:33 PM
U tired cause uve been running threw my mind all day

LaughaLittle101 Joined Sun 04/20/08 Posts: 1485	Tue 04/22/08 08:33 PM
did that hurt.......................when u fell from heaven

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Tue 04/22/08 08:34 PM
i zipped my d!ck up in my zipper, oooowwwww!!! can you help me?? no no reallly!!!!!aaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Tue 04/22/08 08:34 PM
I think this was just done today...but you're in luck, just got a new one. Your skin would match my sheets perfectly.

Knightime Joined Tue 12/04/07 Posts: 1848	Tue 04/22/08 08:38 PM
I think this was just done today...but you're in luck, just got a new one. Your skin would match my sheets perfectly. yeah it was me but i need more to pull off a top ten .. lol

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Tue 04/22/08 08:41 PM Edited by Peccy on Tue 04/22/08 08:42 PM
Pick up lines? Be straight up and tell them I hope you like eggs for breakfast cause that's what we're having. So tell me how you like them now because later breakfast will be the last thing on your mind!

yayforchae Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 3135	Tue 04/22/08 08:41 PM
ARRRGH! I'm a love pirate and I'm here for your booty!! thats my all time favorite haha

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Tue 04/22/08 08:45 PM
I think this was just done today...but you're in luck, just got a new one. Your skin would match my sheets perfectly. yeah it was me but i need more to pull off a top ten .. lol Ah...gotcha!

notmytimeline20x6 Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 305	Tue 04/22/08 08:45 PM
Your prettier than my first bicycle !

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Tue 04/22/08 08:45 PM
Pick up lines? Be straight up and tell them I hope you like eggs for breakfast cause that's what we're having. So tell me how you like them now because later breakfast will be the last thing on your mind! OMG! That one was old the last time I was single.

RyanJonx33 Joined Sun 11/25/07 Posts: 322	Tue 04/22/08 08:50 PM
Is it you or is it getting hot in here?

Knightime Joined Tue 12/04/07 Posts: 1848	Tue 04/22/08 09:02 PM
i zipped my d!ck up in my zipper, oooowwwww!!! can you help me?? no no reallly!!!!!aaaaahhhhhh!!!!! again I must say I love this place ... lmao

Pinky01 Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 3492	Tue 04/22/08 09:04 PM
excuse me, I'm new in town would you mind giving me directions? -Sure where did you need to go? Your apartment

Lozer Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 198	Tue 04/22/08 09:15 PM
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? -No, why? Cos I sure can see myself in your pants! Do you work for UPS? Cos I saw yew checking out my package.. Was your father a lumberjack? -No... Well, everytime I'm around you I seem to have wood in my pants! Sure, there are plenty of other fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to take back to my place and mount. Do you happen to have a map on you? -No, why? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. [use index finger to call over] Do you always come when you're fingered? [lick finger and wipe on their sleeve] Come on, let's get you out of those wet clothes.. Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before? Can I flirt with you? Do you sleep on your stomach? -no. Can i? Are you from Tennessee? No? Cos you're the only ten I see.. Wow, you with those curves, and me with no brakes.. Damn girl! You've got more curves than a racetrack! Hi, my name's _____ Remember it, cos you'll be screaming it later.. -I've got TONS more..and I use them. On random people, of course. >_> What?? It breaks the ice..