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That you can't rollerskate in a Buffalo herd or ski thru a revolving door, but that you can still be happy, if you've a mind to.
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First I rinse, then I step back and lather up, then rinse off.
It leaves the soap on my body for a bit that way, to give it a chance to really cleanse me. I'm a dirty, dirty man. 
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i love shadows hair should he ever cut it.. i'd like a wig out of it.. okay that just sounds wierd... but i still love his hair Dunno if he'd be willing to part with that much of it... He kinda reminds me of a light skinned Jesus from my Sunday School books from childhood, dontcha think? |
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Thank you, i try to take care of it, as i put one hand on my hip and the other in the air floped over Well, I think it's sssimply ssstunning, sssweety! How long have been growing it, darling? 
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I'm back from lunch. It took longer than usual because the raptors tried to steal my meat. Little suckers won't be trying that again any time soon...*pounds chest and lets out a victory shout* Anybody want some raptor meat? There's plenty. I might be a little blonde, but what is raptor meat?? A raptor is a small dinosaur, looks a bit like a mini T-Rex. Tastes like chicken. Yum! |
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I'm back from lunch. It took longer than usual because the raptors tried to steal my meat. Little suckers won't be trying that again any time soon...*pounds chest and lets out a victory shout*
Anybody want some raptor meat? There's plenty. |
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omg pms.. i knew there was something wrong with me today i'll take a smoke but no beer.. and its too early for tequila who's got chocolate fruity.. what kinda fruit He told ya, Juicy Fruit!
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Ladies: LOL Okay, play time is over. It's really time to stop encouraging the Cave-man, so I'm afraid I might have to leave if I see any more of it. I'm not making an ultimatum, I just hate to see so many lovely ladies waste their valuable time with such a brute. Who died and left you in charge, Mary? |
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it tastes good lol Chicken or fish?
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chicks, please don't say how repugnant you find me! it'll just turn me on! You can't be a real caveman, where's your face fur? |
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Cave-man, that was the last straw. Your buffoonery has been mildly entertaining up until this point, but now you are nothing but insulting, demeaning, and objectifying. I will tell you what Elsathebloody and all the other ladies on here are too nice to: You are no longer welcome here, and from now on all of your sexist, chauvenistic, archaic comments shall be ignored. :( *Knuckle walks over to Neddy* *Hefts a huge club over his head and...* |
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hands nicki hankies here ya go lady Cavemen don't carry hankies! Are you sure that you're really one of us? |
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Then tell the boss that the fumes are making you sick and take the afternoon off...
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So clean it up and open a window, silly!
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I've been told that I'm getting crusty, does this mean that you're gonna eat me?
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I am really considering bashing my club on his head I'm sorry ned...I meant "spokesperson". Ooops Maybe spokeseunuch would be more appropriate still.
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It's so easy even a cave man could do it  I resent that! ooga-booga!
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I think this is appropriate for this topic for some reason (it goes with his #3 anyway...: Michael Scott: And, even though we're still a family here at Dunder-Mifflin, families grow. And, at some point, the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I am upper management, and it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam, as much as I might want to. Pam: He said WHAT? Whaaa????? 
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I just love it when RespectfulNed comes along to share his special breed of utopian myopathy . I find it completely unnecessary to watch "Leave it to Beaver" afterward as life is grand. Love it! Made coffee come outta my nose, I was laughing so hard! Thanks, I needed that! |
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ned amuses me when i am bored at my works Ned is a laugh riot, all right. Surprised that some Dominatrix hasn't snapped him up yet...wait he hasn't posted in a while, do you suppose...? |
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