I'm 48 and Damn, You're fine!

Stanley cup finals on CBC

Nice try but unless you have big boobs and a snickers bar, Out you go with the rest!

I served too and was anybody grateful for my sacrifice? No! So Out they go! Except for the pretty girl with the big boobs and the hidden Snickers bar.

I'd push all five of the others out of the boat and then row like hell for shore.

No wait, I'd save one person, the pretty girl with the big boobs, I heard whispers that she has a Snickers bar hidden somewhere on her person.

Your lips may say "No" but your profile pic says, "Come and get it!"

Speak for yourself, I only FEEL old. Tonight, anyways.

AAAGGG!!! Someone just dated themselves! Wait, if I remember that book...Oh CRAP!

Tina, why do you even dignify that post with an answer? Dude can't even spell "HYPOCRITE". Don't stoop.

Didn't do it well enough, try a Chinese collar.

Or a bandana...

We could see your Adam's apple in your profile pics.

It's 10:43 and the Pens tied with 35 seconds left. We are gonna have to go to overtime.

fullfill is actually spelled fulfill, surprised nobody caught that one as well.
Love the response with the declaration of the weight and location.

I'm trying but the world is pulling me in the opposite direction. It's a conspiracy, I tells ya!

I gotta wonder about a newbie who's first post ever is a joke that insults a segment of our society. (and is chock-a-block full of spelling and typing mistakes to boot)

Good luck in the Forums.

I had a hard time getting over my Ex, too. Hated her guts for a year for what she did to me and my son. Then I got smart. I figuratively turned my back to her and walked away. Didn't have anything to do with her until the anger and pain subsided, then when I had to have dealings with her, treated her like a new aquaintence, not friend or ex wife, mind you, but like someone I had just met.
It worked for me...

Just for cats. Tuna contains Taurine and too much of the stuff can make kitty sick.

The little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born?

Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said, "You've got male!"

War, I usually like your posts, I find them to be well researched and typically thought provoking.

But what's with this "So what is it..." nonsense?
It's akin to asking someone, "Have you stopped beating your kids yet?". It's not your usual style and it's an ugly tactic. IMHO

Cuteass