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Topic: most seen headlines
dorky_and_sporky's photo
Tue 05/06/08 06:43 AM
"looking for my prince charming"

i can't count the number of times i've seen that headline on here - for chicks in their 30s and 40s! ladies! when do you let go of these little girl fantasies and enter the real world?? and they say men never grow up!

another headline i've seen almost as much:

"looking for someone to make me happy"

this is horrible. no one can make you happy except you. if you're going to be so openly dependant on others, you might as well put up a sign that reads "grifters and schiesters, i am now ready for you to take advantage of me"

#3 most frequently seen headline:

"prove to me all guys aren't alike"

but we are all alike. we all want the same thing, the only difference is how honest we're going to be in the process. but even if we weren't, why am i going to knock myself out trying to change your opinion of the male gender?? i don't give a rat's ass what you think of men in general. you think someone elected me good will ambassador of the dudes???

Flirtyvirgo's photo
Tue 05/06/08 06:45 AM
Well mine is none of the abovelaugh

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 05/06/08 06:45 AM
He swings... his misses.....strike....noway

Lily0923's photo
Tue 05/06/08 06:47 AM
Mine says

I'm your hell I'm your dream, I'm nothing inbetween

Sooooooo ya...

Respectful_Ned's photo
Tue 05/06/08 06:49 AM
Sir!! The gall! The unmitigated gall!! To post such a SEXIST, NON-FEMINIST, NEANDERTHAL thread!

Let me DECONSTRUCT and ENLIGHTEN you, point by point!

1) "Prince Charming" is just a metaphor for the man each woman is waiting for. The man who is OBEDIENT, DUTIFUL, and ATTENTIVE. This is what EVERY WOMAN has the right to expect! And it is our duty as men to fulfill this role for whichever WONDERFUL LADY decides to grace us with her time.

2) It is your job as a man to make a woman happy! For once, put down your cave man club and fulfill your responsibilities!

3) This is where I really take issue with you. Not all men are alike. Some of us are SENSITIVE, EMOTIONALLY OPEN, and VULNERABLE! (That would be me) Others are grunting cave-men (That would be you).

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FEMINISM!

Flirtyvirgo's photo
Tue 05/06/08 06:50 AM
damn slow it down there buddylaugh

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 05/06/08 06:52 AM

Sir!! The gall! The unmitigated gall!! To post such a SEXIST, NON-FEMINIST, NEANDERTHAL thread!

Let me DECONSTRUCT and ENLIGHTEN you, point by point!

1) "Prince Charming" is just a metaphor for the man each woman is waiting for. The man who is OBEDIENT, DUTIFUL, and ATTENTIVE. This is what EVERY WOMAN has the right to expect! And it is our duty as men to fulfill this role for whichever WONDERFUL LADY decides to grace us with her time.

2) It is your job as a man to make a woman happy! For once, put down your cave man club and fulfill your responsibilities!

3) This is where I really take issue with you. Not all men are alike. Some of us are SENSITIVE, EMOTIONALLY OPEN, and VULNERABLE! (That would be me) Others are grunting cave-men (That would be you).

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FEMINISM!


laugh laugh laugh laugh I'm starting to like you drinker drinker drinker drinker

dorky_and_sporky's photo
Tue 05/06/08 06:57 AM
neddy, let me rebuttal! point by point:

1. a woman doesn't have the right to expect jack diddly squat except to get out of a situation what she puts in to it. i wasn't put on this earth to be some chick's lap dog, and neither was any other guy. except you, apparently

2. even if i was being paid to make a woman happy, it's an impossible task. you can't make someone else happy. only they can make themselves happy

3. you want the same thing as any other guy. you just don't have the balls to admit it. and for some cockamamy reason, you think this whole "feminism" thing is the way to get what you want

until you stop putting chicks on a pedastal, your only saturday night dates will continue to be the bra ads in the newspaper

No1sLove's photo
Tue 05/06/08 06:57 AM


Sir!! The gall! The unmitigated gall!! To post such a SEXIST, NON-FEMINIST, NEANDERTHAL thread!

Let me DECONSTRUCT and ENLIGHTEN you, point by point!

1) "Prince Charming" is just a metaphor for the man each woman is waiting for. The man who is OBEDIENT, DUTIFUL, and ATTENTIVE. This is what EVERY WOMAN has the right to expect! And it is our duty as men to fulfill this role for whichever WONDERFUL LADY decides to grace us with her time.

2) It is your job as a man to make a woman happy! For once, put down your cave man club and fulfill your responsibilities!

3) This is where I really take issue with you. Not all men are alike. Some of us are SENSITIVE, EMOTIONALLY OPEN, and VULNERABLE! (That would be me) Others are grunting cave-men (That would be you).

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FEMINISM!


laugh laugh laugh laugh I'm starting to like you drinker drinker drinker drinker
Oh yeah, this one will fit in just fine. Shall I hypnotize him now ((Myrtle)), or let him get settled in first? @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Hello Dorky! Or may we call you D&S? Good morning and welcome to crazy! flowerforyou

dorky_and_sporky's photo
Tue 05/06/08 07:00 AM
thanks no1slove, but you better watch out. according to neddy, i'll club you and drag you back to my cave

Gina322's photo
Tue 05/06/08 07:00 AM

neddy, let me rebuttal! point by point:

1. a woman doesn't have the right to expect jack diddly squat except to get out of a situation what she puts in to it. i wasn't put on this earth to be some chick's lap dog, and neither was any other guy. except you, apparently

2. even if i was being paid to make a woman happy, it's an impossible task. you can't make someone else happy. only they can make themselves happy

3. you want the same thing as any other guy. you just don't have the balls to admit it. and for some cockamamy reason, you think this whole "feminism" thing is the way to get what you want

until you stop putting chicks on a pedastal, your only saturday night dates will continue to be the bra ads in the newspaper


I agree with you, especially about making YOURSELF happy. You have to be 100% happy with yourself before you can even think about getting into a relationship. I think that is why so many relationships fail.

sum14u2c's photo
Tue 05/06/08 07:00 AM
Ned, i like the way you think...surprises of both of you gents are from Manhatten cuz your thinking is worlds apart...and Lily, "you know you wouldn't want it any other way"

Respectful_Ned's photo
Tue 05/06/08 07:02 AM
No1sLove, I'd like to direct you to the sign:

Please Don't Feed The Cave-Men

LOL LOL LOL LMAO LOL!!!

No1sLove's photo
Tue 05/06/08 07:05 AM

thanks no1slove, but you better watch out. according to neddy, i'll club you and drag you back to my cave
Promise? flowerforyou

No1sLove's photo
Tue 05/06/08 07:07 AM
Edited by No1sLove on Tue 05/06/08 07:07 AM

No1sLove, I'd like to direct you to the sign:

Please Don't Feed The Cave-Men

LOL LOL LOL LMAO LOL!!!
Why is that? They say the fastest way to a caveman's heart is through his stomach, hon. bigsmile

Have some chocolate...it's just like love! laugh flowerforyou


Respectful_Ned's photo
Tue 05/06/08 07:08 AM
No1sLove:

LOL LOL LOL ROTFLOL!!

Your humor and sarcasm is refreshing! But I'm afraid it is above the head of our CAVE-MAN friend here. I'm just afraid he might take you serious, and think that his NON-FEMINIST behaviour is acceptable. ;)

Flirtyvirgo's photo
Tue 05/06/08 07:09 AM
I need love:heart:

Respectful_Ned's photo
Tue 05/06/08 07:10 AM
Oh, and CAVE-MAN, if my dates were to come from the newspaper as you imply, they would come from the EDITORIAL SECTION! Where the women are allowed to express their MIND!

Respectful_Ned's photo
Tue 05/06/08 07:11 AM
Flirty, please feel free to tell us of your desire for companionship. You may feel free to be EMOTIONALLY OPEN...I have Cave-Man repellant handy. LOL LOL LOL ROTFLOL

;)

Flirtyvirgo's photo
Tue 05/06/08 07:12 AM
LOL!!! I'm in love with Irad8youblushing

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