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Ned is not my little brudder. If he was I'd disown him.
I stand by what I said, no want slave, want cave-woman.

145 on a newly paved highway just after dawn in Michigan.

All youse respenders all tipe und spall so gud...dose youse live in da same traller park that whut I dose?

Sheesh...ain't nun ov youse never heered ov spall chek?

Cave-Man...I just want to say something to you...
I'm no namby-pamby feminist, I'm a knuckle dragger, if anything. Ex soldier, ex Martial Artist, and so on.

But I was raised by 4 sisters (all of whom are drop dead gorgeous, I inherited the "ugly" gene, must be cause I got the extra "Y" chromosome) and a divorced Mom and all I have to say to you is the following:

If you aren't joking or teasing just to get a rise out of our female posters, then you are really off base. If you really feel that you are desirous of a totally subservient female companion, then I hope that you get one.

Why?

Because then you will be in a hell of total boredom and tedium, listening to a female that only echoes your wishes and never sparks any thought-provoking insights that only the female mind can assist us knuckle-draggers to consider.

That may be okay to you and if it is, then take my suggestion of going to a 3rd world country's website to find a woman seriously.

Me, I'll take a modern woman who is my equal rather than some sort of slave any day.

It may be more difficult to handle such a woman, but the rewards are infinitely more satisfying...just saying...

She's out there, Bro'...try Russian or Asian dating sites, forget about North America, the wimmens here done be edjumicated...

You should be...what will the guys think of a gurl who can't spell "exaggerated" or "spelled"?
Really! Come on now, it's the 21st century, have some pride in the fact that you've been availed of the same level of edumacation as us men-folk! Think of the legacy of the Suffragettes, think of Helen Reddy!

If the women you've met are "challenging me on everything and being generally difficult" then you're either making bad choices in the women you're letting into your life, or acting like a dork.

Given your handle, I'd say "dork", mostly because it rhymes with "Spork"

Spelt "spelled" wrong too...go sit in the corner and put this big conical hat on, while your at it...

Last time I tried to make a pig fly, it made an awful mess when it hit the ground. SPCA wasn't too thrilled with me shoving him out of the plane, either...

Pssst...nowadays, us PC he-men calls 'em wimmens...just so's you nose.

In your dreams, Cave-Man.
Personally, I'd get bored with a subservient woman. I want one who'll watch my back with spear in hand when I'm hunting raptors!

I'm a men...not quite bald, tho'...yet.

P.S. Joining the game...

Yeah, "chicks" to describe women dates you, Cave-Man. What's the matter with you?

<adopting a whiney, Neddy voice>

That's no way to refer to the most precious creatures on the face of the planet, you barbarian! OUTRAGE! SACRILEGE! HORRORS!

Easy big fella...

Maybe you're just not looking in the right places?

We now return to more manly subjects...<harumph, harumph>

I live to serve...

Okay but how do you feel about Shadow's hair or about paste?

Not as long as Shadows, but it is blonder (is that a word?)

Does anyone remember the amber-colored LePage glue that, if you put on your fingers and opened and closed them over a pencil, you created a fuzzy ball? That stuff was so cool...didn't taste as good as white library paste but made up for it in it's cool factor.

Bye-Bye, Wendy. Come back and see us when you grow a pair...