Community > Posts By > catfishned
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Women Why ?
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If a guy wears tight pants to show off his package, I still talk to his face - not his crotch. Unless you are really short. |
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Women Why ?
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How old are you? You haven't figured out the rules yet? SIlly boy, I have a copy of the rules from yesterday, but it won't do you any good! It's already out of date.
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Sick as a Dog
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it is supposed to take 14 days to run its course, but if you go to the doctor and get some medicine, it will clear up in 2 weeks.
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Favorite accessory to wear?
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It just coordinates so well with my M4!
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Favorite accessory to wear?
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My drop down leg holster with my Sig 40. Gotta love it!
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well well well
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What if,,,,
The whole world farted at once? |
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once biten twice shy
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I think it will cost you more than money. Don't take an ex back. You left her for a reason.
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Rejection
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Unarmed people are victims, unarmed women are prey. As Clint says, "He should have armed himself."
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So, Which is it?
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No kidding, I can't find anyone who voted for Bill but somehow he made it into office. The only Kerry supporters I ever ran across were driving down the road with a bumper sticker. Never met one in person!
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WOO HOO for me!
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No, but, as I drink my cold beer fishing in the front yard with my wireless laptop waiting for those dam* brim to bite, I wonder about myself.
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So, Which is it?
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It's all of the above and one other that you can't know about because they don't trust you to know. Don't you realize that a politicians only thought is to control you and how you live? Either pass a law on it or tax it.
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WOO HOO for me!
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At least you cared enough to get the picture of the deer before you predaturized it! Nothing better than natual grown food. They can have those free range chickens, what is that supposed to mean? I'd say if you stayed with that one she's be getting you manicures and a full body wax before too long. Go watch Ted Nugent on the Outdoor Channel to get yourself right in the head.
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Have you ever....
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I only open my mouth to exchange feet.
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Prolific Stupid Thread # 1
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there are only three answers to a question: Yes sir, No sir, and "Sir, not being informed to the highest degree of accuracy I hesitate to articulate for fear I may deviate from the true course of rectitude. In short, sir, I am a very dumb fish, sir, and do not know, sir.
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jail house blues
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I got arrested in New Orleans, they blamed me for Mardi Gras and let me go. I was in jail in new orleans too if I went back theyed probably blame me for katrina Did you also get the complimentary NOPD beating before they ran you in? you get beads with those? YES, but I ain't saying where they put them! |
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jail house blues
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I got arrested in New Orleans, they blamed me for Mardi Gras and let me go. I was in jail in new orleans too if I went back theyed probably blame me for katrina Did you also get the complimentary NOPD beating before they ran you in? |
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jail house blues
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I got arrested in New Orleans, they blamed me for Mardi Gras and let me go.
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CATS or DOGS??
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What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken. |
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I find the older I get the available pool is full of everything that has been thrown back. I am tired of the self destructive people who have done everything they can in life to make their own life worse. I thought I removed that sign on my back that says, "If you are a phsycho, I'll date you!" I don't know, maybe I'll give up shopping at the Walmart.
Oh, and when did proper dental care go out of style? |
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At least it lets you know before hand what that person wants and if it ain't you, keep looking. There's lots of choices here. Why would you want to date someone you know up front really isn't interested in you or your values. It will only lead to problems later on. If you settle at the beginning of a relationship you will only set yourself up to settle later on for half your stuff.
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